*My name is Chris.
*I spent several years in the US Air Force.
*I'm a major nerd - I play RPGs, video games, board games, all kinds of stuff like that.
*I know way too much useless trivia, like that the velociraptors in Jurassic Park are completely inaccurate.
*I spend way too much time on the internet.
*I hardly ever take pictures of myself. Or of anything else, really.
*As much use as my laptop gets, my Kindle Touch probably gets used more.
*I'm pretty much addicted to Dr Pepper.
*At one point, I played pool every single day. I'd kinda like to do that again, if I can find a decent place to play.
*I loathe reckless drivers.
*I swear like a fucking sailor. Or like anyone who spent time in the military for that matter.
*I'm not religious and have no plans to be.
*I listen to a shitload of heavy metal and hard rock.
*For as much time as I spend on Facebook, I hardly ever post statuses - I just post on my friends' statuses and such.
*I have a Twitter, but 90% of my tweets come from the Untappd website (a social network for beer).
*I like to try a lot of different craft beers. I don't drink stuff like Coors or Budweiser.
*Occasionally I'll even brew and bottle my own beer.
*I delete messages that are written in text-speak. If written text is the only way someone online can get to know you, then I figure making it decently-written is the least someone can do.
*I rarely change this profile, and when I do, I've probably had a few drinks because that's the only time I remember to update this thing.