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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 33-45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 3:56am
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Catholicism and laughing about it
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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I'm Irish but sound to most people as if I'm English, due to ancestry. Imagine what you will in that combination. I speak in complete sentences, sometimes with many subclauses; I digress often, especially to pun and engage in wordplay, but eventually I reach a conclusion. I give a lot of amusement to my friends - and take a lot of pleasure in life. I wake up sunny, even when it's not.
What I’m doing with my life
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Blather, wordsmithery, rumination. According to the Boston Globe, I deserve credit for changing debates in punctuation from the apostrophe to the semicolon.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not internet dating. Actually, I spent rather a lot of time traveling over the past year or so: very exciting, but it made dating difficult...
The first things people usually notice about me
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Some day anthropologists will identify this question as a hallmark of the "Emo" age. I've never asked, have you?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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For what it's worth, my literary addictions are Patrick Leigh Fermor, F.L. Lucas, and P.G. Wodehouse.

I think Hugh Laurie is a genius, and suspended all critical disbelief in the dying season of House. I absolutely loved Chris O'Dowd's Moone Boy, a tale of a 12-year old boy, his imaginary friend, and three older sisters in a small town in Ireland in 1989. Orange is the New Black was electrifying - and I'm immersed in the Irish "Wire-esque" drama, Love/Hate.

Musically, I find it hard to keep up. Formative influences? David Sylvian and Japan, Roxy Music, and Leonard Cohen.

I really like cooking. As for going out, I've been in an Ethiopian state of gustatory bliss for quite some time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A fountain pen, espresso, good paper,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Punctuation, numbers, how to come up with metaphors and similes half as good as P.G. Wodehouse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
in the gutter but looking up at the stars, or in the stars looking for the gutter, or merely asleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm not willing to admit anything private on the Internet.
You should message me if
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You kinda hate Internet dating - especially the questions; you get the Irish/British sense of humor; you are a conversationalist; you are an enthusiast but know the importance of not being earnest.