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SapientZat

45 Grand Rapids, MI Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Okay), Ancient Greek (Poorly), French (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I was born on the feast of St. Francis, but I've never preached to birds.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Still figuring that out. Working; maybe a little parenting once in a while, you know, just to mix things up a bit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Everything except the things I'm really bad at, only OK at, or only moderately good at. Like giving straight answers to OKCupid profile questions.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I am wearing a beard, I look kind of like The Dude. If not, I look kind of like Penn Gilette. I would rather be like the former than the latter, and as it happens I almost always wear a beard. It'd be even cooler if it was: "Hey, that guy looks like one of the satyrs from the cartoons of Eldon Dedini!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Lynda Barry. Fritz Leiber. Some odd tabletop RPGs. Richard Sala. Wet Moon. The Dark Crystal. Bravest Warriors. Key and Peele. Yes. R.E.M. TMBGs. Violent Femmes. Richard Thompson. Massive Attack. Squirrel Nut Zippers. Fast Food. Pub food. Sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Loved ones. Support network. Old friends. Art-making & -enjoying. Diet Coke. Apple products.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Swords. Sorcery. Why the sea is boiling hot and whether pigs have wings.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In the presence of huge nerds.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I find self-presentation in an OKCupid profile paralyzing and am trying to deal with that by being purposefully oblique.
You should message me if
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If you're smart and kind and open-minded and goofy and liberal.

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