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SapientZat

44 M Grand Rapids, MI

My Details

Last Online
Jul 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Okay), Ancient Greek (Poorly), French (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I was born on the feast of St. Francis, but I've never preached to birds.
What I’m doing with my life
Still figuring that out. Working; maybe a little parenting once in a while, you know, just to mix things up a bit.
I’m really good at
Everything except the things I'm really bad at, only OK at, or only moderately good at. Like giving straight answers to OKCupid profile questions.
The first things people usually notice about me
If I am wearing a beard, I look kind of like The Dude. If not, I look kind of like Penn Gilette. I would rather be like the former than the latter, and as it happens I almost always wear a beard. It'd be even cooler if it was: "Hey, that guy looks like one of the satyrs from the cartoons of Eldon Dedini!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Lynda Barry. Fritz Leiber. Some odd tabletop RPGs. Richard Sala. Wet Moon. The Dark Crystal. Bravest Warriors. Key and Peele. Yes. R.E.M. TMBGs. Violent Femmes. Richard Thompson. Massive Attack. Squirrel Nut Zippers. Fast Food. Pub food. Sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Loved ones. Support network. Old friends. Art-making & -enjoying. Diet Coke. Apple products.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Swords. Sorcery. Why the sea is boiling hot and whether pigs have wings.
On a typical Friday night I am
In the presence of huge nerds.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I find self-presentation in an OKCupid profile paralyzing and am trying to deal with that by being purposefully oblique.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
If you're smart and kind and open-minded and goofy and liberal.