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46 Grand Rapids, MI Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–50
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Oct 3
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Post grad
Has kids
English (Fluently), Latin (Somewhat), Ancient Greek (Somewhat), French (Somewhat), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I was born on the feast of St. Francis, but I've never preached to birds. Or anyone else, really.
What I’m doing with my life
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Enjoying stability & security. It's hard to come by and precious. But if you're not careful it can be boring.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing. Coming up with sometimes interesting, sometimes relevant, factoids to share with people, from things I've read or studied. Being decent to people.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"That guy's fat and his his beard is graying, and his sense of style could most charitably be described as 'a work in progress,' and yet he's devilishly sexy. How does he do it??"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Fortean Times. Lynda Barry. Fritz Leiber. Some odd tabletop RPGs. Richard Sala. Wet Moon. The Dark Crystal. Steven Universe. Silicon Valley. Key and Peele. Yes. R.E.M. TMBGs. Violent Femmes. Richard Thompson. Massive Attack. Squirrel Nut Zippers. Fast Food. Pub food. Sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Loved ones. Support network. Old friends. Art-making & -enjoying. Diet Coke. The bits of technology I depend on (phone/tablet/computer).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Swords. Sorcery. Why the sea is boiling hot and whether pigs have wings.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In the presence of huge nerds.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Still sometimes feel like I'm faking being a grownup, after all these years.
You should message me if
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If you're smart and kind and open-minded and goofy and liberal.