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31 Sumner, WA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 27-40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 26
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Atheism and it’s important
Working on Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Skip to stars for actual profile. I don't normally do this but I want fun. My birthday is the 28th of November. I am looking for someone to take me out and show me a good time. I'd like someone intelligent enough for a good conversation, and relatively attractive. Also, have the money to take me out as I am unemployed and don't. That's about it. Please message me if interested.

***Right now I'm not too sure what to put here. I spend most of my time reading. I just recently decided to get to know myself. I really want to meet someone to broaden my horizons with. I want to do new things and be humbled in the face of humanity.........tbc
What I’m doing with my life
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Unemployed Ԑ:-( <-------------Sad panda

I watch way too much netflix, drink way too much soda and rarely leave my house. I'm a hermit.

Developing an impressive vhs collection.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'll have to get back to you.
The first things people usually notice about me
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No idea, I make things awkward. Yes, thats probably what people notice first. I have this incredible super power to make all situations really awkward.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Currently Reading: Hunger Games Series, seen all the movies and read book one.

Strictly speaking I don't have favorite books. I LOVE all literature, yes all. From instruction manuals to comic books to religious text to college textbooks. When I retire I'll open my own bookstore. I will not be selling Twilight. Stephine Myers is an awful writer and she made my eyes bleed. Also, Fifty Shades of Grey... just google it. Seriously! I tried, But the blood just wouldn't stop gushing. Someone should shoot her and put her out of our misery. Also I'd recommend that you should never under any circumstances read the book The Forest of Hands and Teeth. That is unless you'd like to fall into a deep depression and commit suicide. It's an amazing read. Just not for human consumption.

TV: Supernatural (I am ashamed), Doctor Who, Fear the Walking Dead, and John Oliver are what I'm currently obsessed with right now. I also watch Frasier (totally my roommates fault), Blacks Books, Red Dwarf, Family Guy, King of the Hill, American Dad, Bob's Burgers, Fosters home for imaginary friends. I have a huge hard on for Monroe. I watch TV online sometimes. Im loving the PhillyD show, Truth Mashup, TYT Shows and Foamy the Squirrel. Don't like TBN. Not much else to say. I just started watching a Falling Skies and Arrow. I wish I could find The Sentinel on Pirate Bay or anywhere.

Movies: I like Sci Fi movies, horror movies and really bad B-movies. I also like documentaries. I am also fond of Pineapple Express. I DESPISE Rom Coms.

I like/love most music, except easy listening jazz and most chrisitan music. I'm currently crushing on Roomie.

Food: Almost everything that's bad for me and somethings that aren't.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Barring the obvious: Air, Water, Food, Medulla Oblongata.

My family.
My car (don't ask, its an unhealthy relationship).
Feta Cheese and/or blue cheese.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
1)Going back to school.
2)How my life would be if I was suddenly transported in the middle of my favorite books/movies/tv show.
3)What I want to do when I grow up, I'm thinking biology (even more grown up I plan to get fat and wear skin tight leopard print outfits and swear in front of small children).
4) Knitting
5)How to live forever.
6)If I should write a book and what it would be about.
7)Loving my new job.
8)Making My own cheese.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home usually.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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It wouldn't be private if I was willing to share it with the 10 million closest virtual strangers.

Voldemort killed my parents is the same to Harry as I've Got LEGS is to us. Oh wait, never mind.
You should message me if
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You have a passion, take daily showers, enjoy satire and/or look like Spock. If you like mystery trips at 11pm in your pjs. Other random things. Wanna have a laugh. I want to learn new things and get out and actually experience things. If you think you'd like to do these things too. If you are active and interested in doing pre hiking getting into shape sort of things. Message me :)