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SaraMachine

27 Baltimore, MD Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:26pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Spitfire. Cats. Thunder thighs. Pop Punk. Feminist beliefs. Equality. Pro-choice. Body posi.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
cutting hair. painting toes. waxing bodies. drinking beer. petting cats.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
anxiety and ocd
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
a cut up band tee and a bunch of painted skin
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Lawrence Arms, Lagwagon, anything involving Joey Cape, No Use For A Name, most Fat Wreck bands, P.S. Eliot, house boat, the Breeders, Andrew Jackson Jihad, banner pilot, The Loved Ones, iron chic, The Falcon, Run Forever, Hop Along, hospital job, Dillinger Four, Best Friends Forever, Descendents, Worriers. Swearin', dopamines, Spraynard, RVIVR, Good Luck, Smoke or Fire, Methadones, the Menzingers, Laura Stevenson, Jawbreaker, Jets to Brazil, the Ambulars, the Copyrights, the Ergs!, the measure (sa), Radiator Hospital, Smoking Popes, Sebadoh, rumspringer, Dear Landlord, cheap girls, Sundials, Dead to Me, Nona, the Arteries, Marked Men, Replacements, the Max Levine Ensemble, waxahatchee, Joyce Manor, Night Birds, Tigers Jaw, Steinways, Lucero, Neutral Milk Hotel, weekend dads,Okkervil River, Pixies

Movies: American Beauty, Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys, Lords of Dogtown, Wet Hot American Summer, Ripe, the Dreamers, the Sandlot

Food: something good

TV: Arrested Development, Kids in the Hall. It's Always Sunny. Eastbound and Down
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My family
2. My kitties
3. My Itunes library
4. A ragged pair of tights
5. Reeeeally Soft Blankets
6. Summertime
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why the same person will send 3 more messages after I never responded to the first one.

And what it would be like to be a sugar baby. I think I'd want a sugar mama rather than a sugar daddy, because let's be for real, a sugar mama is gonna by me lots of cute stuff, probably even buy me a cat.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
5-6 mg melatonin
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
About 80% of the vile messages one of you perverts send me ends up screenshot and put on my Instagram, for everyone to see how much of a huge dickhead you are....The other 20% keep playin' it cool.
You should message me if
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you wanna shot gun a beer

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