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Hello there, I'm Sara, a 5'2" package of awesomeness. Apparently I
look young because almost every time I go out to eat people try to
give me a kids menu...
I love art, music and animals of all kinds.
I'll be up front now, I will not date anyone that does hard drugs.
Pot is okay but only if you're whole life doesn't revolve around
Yes, I'm bi. No I do not want to date or have sex with a couple,
that's really not my thing, so please don't ask.
No, I'm not looking for a sugar-momma or daddy so don't offer that
either. My age limit is 26.
I'm not here for hook-ups, so messages of "Hey yo baby" and "I'm
horny, dtf?" will be promptly deleted.
If you insist on regularly using the words YOLO or SWAG I'm not
interested. And no, messaging me using those words as a joke isn't
funny. I 100% promise I won't respond if you do.
Finally, no Juggalos or Juggaletts. Thanks but no thanks.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently working my ass of 3rd shift at a warehouse job to pay off
my car and save up for college. I'm hoping to go into Veterinary
Tech next year,
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pretty much every animal and small child I encounter gravitates to
me, so I guess that's a skill?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I love to read but a few of my favorites are Let the Right
One In and Generation Dead. I really like sci-fi and fantasy
Movies: I'm a netflix addict, I will pretty much watch anything but
I love the Jay and Silent Bob movies, and I've watched Silent Hill
waaaaay too many times. Also a huge Monty Python fan.
Shows: The Office, Malcolm in the Middle, Scrubs, Psych, Beavis and
Butthead...just to name a few.
Music: Honestly, anything but country, Taylor Swift or ICP.
Some favorites are MSI, Alesana, Slipknot, Stone Sour, 3 Days
Grace, RHCP, Korn, AFI and System of a Down. But I listen to sooo
much more than just that.
Food: Pretty much anything. Asking me if I'm hungry or want food is
a stupid question. The answer is almost always yes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My mind wanders quite a bit. One second I'm questioning the meaning
of life and the next I'm remembering episodes of South Park. I try
not to take things too seriously, but I know when I need to be.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I work 3rd shift so Friday nights I'm working but usually once I
get out I grab something to eat, maybe drive around for a bit and
then go on a Netflix binge. I've also been known to spend the
weekend playing video games.
You should message me if
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You're looking for some good new friends or a serious
You should NOT message me if you're looking for a hookup or a
threesome, or if you're a drug addict.
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