I've got shoes that cut and eyes that burn like cigarettes.I hiccup when I'm scared. A dry sense of humor is for the best.I can drink fish under the table. The first thing that pops in my head is usually the first thing i say,this results in chronic 'foot in mouth' syndrome. I have more than readied myself for the zombie apocalypse. I don't always have time for tact.Bitter is an understatement. Nothing much entertains me more than watching someones blood and guts pour from their body (horror movies) Billie Holidays music and 90's cop buddy films make me happy. Marvel comics make my life go round, DC is for chumps. My nose likes to be in most books. Im addicted to Pepsi and Marlboro reds. My heart beats poetry, nerd doesn't even cover it. I have once spent 22 hours playing nothing but video games, take that as you will.Im a rebel with many causes.I still wake up early to watch Saturday morning cartoons. For the record, my nails do shine like justice. I invented beer goggles,paten pending. I don't always make sense the first time around, so please circle again. The End
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Trying to be happy and productive all at the same time.

Breathing, im a master of that whole staying alive thing.

Physically? To be honest the twins get most of the attentions but once people get passed that my sense of sarcasm is quickly noticed.

Books:
*Invisible monsters
Pig man
*Lullaby
*Intensity
*Density of Souls
*Breaking Rank
*My German Soldier
*Annie on my
*Ginger snaps
*Odd Thomas
*Breaking Point
*Rant
*Life Expectancy
*Disco blood bath
*Running with Scissors

Movies:
*Waiting for Guffman
*SLC Punk
*300
*Hairspray
*James and The Giant Peach
*The whole 9 Yards
*Black Snake Moan
*The Nightmare Before Christmas
*House of 1000 Corpses
*Train Spotting
*Idle Hands
*Rules of Attraction
*Suburbia
*Cry Baby
*May
*The Last Unicorn
*Gangs Of New York
*The Devils Rejects
*Marty Jenkins and The Vampire Bitches
*Running With Scissors
*Fright Night
*Night Of The living Dead
*The Secretary
*High Tension
*Mulan
*Detroit Rock City
*Hedwig and the angry inch
*Party Monster
*House on haunted Hill
*Mean Girls
*The Royal Tannenbaum's
*Capote
*Hairspray
*Camp
*Saw1-3
*Ninja Cheerleaders
*Clock work orange etc.

Music:
*Mindless Self indulgence
*Flogging Molly
*The Gossip
*Foxy Shazam
*Les Savy Fav
*John Legend
*Damien Rice
*Brand New
*Elvis Presley
*Billie Holiday
*Jaguar Love Band
*The Unicorns
*Rilo Kiley
*Death Cab For Cutie*
*Something Corporate
*Elliot Smith
*Lunachicks
*The Trucks
*Guster
*The Koffin Kats
*Morphine
*Zombie Ghost Train
*Say Anything
*The Cliks
*Johnny Cash
*Less Than Jake
*Anti-Flag
*Senses Fail
*Surviving Monday
*Skinny Puppy
*The Meteors
*Creature Feature
*Nekromantix
*Demented are Go
*Fiona Apple
*The Exploited
*The Cramps
*Bikini kill
*Batmobile
*Tiger Army
*Killing Heidi
*Dropkick Murphys
*The Dead Kennedys
*Ben Folds
*Feather Dust
*Marilyn Manson
*Agnostic Front
*Tunng
*Alanis Morsette
*Audio Slave
*Dash Board Confessional
*The Sex Pistols
*Lords of Acid
*Motor Head
*Ramones
*Babes in Toyland
*Tegan and Sara
*Alix Olson
*The Misfits
*Peaches
*Jack off Jill
*Porcelain and The Tramps
*The Horror Pops
*Sublime
*Kill Hannah
*Jacks Mannequin
*Naughty Violin
*Rob Zombie
*Wulf Kult
*Legbone
*Me with out you*
*Russian Spy Camera

Chinese food is my fave

Marlboro Reds, My cell phone, Pepsi, My best friend, Make up and hair spray are also essential to my living.

The zombie apocalypse...

Doing whatever i feel like doing...?

That I only admit private things in conversation.

If you aren't lame? And like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.
Or if you get that reference and are under the age of 30...