My name is Sarafina.
(Find me on FetLife! https://fetlife.com/users/1945703)

NO MEN PLEASE.
Seriously, NO STRAIGHT MEN. If you identify as a straight male, KINDLY navigate elsewhere.

I am ONLY here looking for other women to be friends with & to possibly share a kinky connection with. I do have a boyfriend, and I'm not looking for someone to "date"... just a pretty girl to drink, eat junkfood, watch movies, cuddle, make out and hold hands with. :)

This is all ideal in theory, however... and I am completely open to meeting girls who just want to be friends and hang out platonically. <3

I'm currently living in downtown Oakland, and if I'm not at home, I'm usually eating some bomb food in China town. I play guitar and I am a recently retired traveling kid. I'm into DIY culture and cooking. I'm overly friendly at times and I love beer. And food. And being from California.

Did I mention I love beer?

I'm currently in a relationship with someone:NateHamlett. He and I have discussed looking for some no-strings-attached fun with a lovely lady or a couple and the idea is very exciting to both of us.

I'm an exhibitionist and a bit of a voyer. I have fun with it. I flash random people and security cameras and I spy on my sexy neighbors with sheer curtains. ;)

And I have a daughter.
You can either deal or not.
Just because I'm a mom doesn't mean I can't get down.
I'm not going to throw a baby at you or tell you to clean your room.

Being a rad mom. Also being a hermit.
Exploring my sexuality. (Being a mother of 100% natural birth can make you have such a great love for your body.)

My real dream is to one day be separate from the government, buy a large RV and just travel the country and home-school my daughter Gypsy style.

Also, I keep Ginger Chews in my bra so they're soft and warm when I decide to eat them.

Guitar. Drawing. Writing. Remembering extremely random moments/quotes from movies/TV. Finding hidden meanings in everything.

FUN FACTS:
-I can start a fire without the use of matches.
-I can eat a metric fuck-ton of pizza. And ice cream.
-I'm good at creating makeshift bongs/pipes. (However, I am NOT good at rolling J's. Boo.)
-I once broke into the Abandoned Sixflags in New Orleans that got flooded and destroyed by Hurricane Katrina. (Full of creepy non-working roller coasters and graffiti! Also there's Gators roaming around.)
-I have one tattoo, and I did it myself when I was 16.
-I've been to 23 US states!

I'm usually pushing a stroller... but still swingin' my hips!

Shit, get ready...

Books: Anything by David Sedaris, Amy Sedaris, Stephen King, Sylvia Plath, Dave Eggers, Craig Thompson, R.A Nelson, Douglas Adams, George R.R Martin (confession: have not read even half of A Song of Ice and Fire series!) or Neil Gaiman. I like to read books that make me think or ask questions. I also like graphic novels, short stories and poetry. And sometimes manga (Trigun/Full Metal/.)

Movies: EVERYTHING. Seriously, I am a HUGE movie buff. (Where would I be without Netflix?!) If I took the time to sit here and list everything I love, I'd start growing mold. Instead I'll just list some ultimate faves: Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill (Vol. 1&2), Royal Tenanbaums (all Wes Anderson, really), Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Young Frankenstein (I love Mel Brooks!), Peter Pan, Amelie, Evil Dead 1&2, American Lost Boys, Beauty, Ghost World, Shawn of the Dead, Dead Alive, Dumb and Dumber, Step Brothers, The Cable Guy, Singing in the Rain, Sound of Music, Moulin Rouge, Chicago, Jawbreaker, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Lord of the Rings Trilogy (the mother fucking extended editions, duh), Mallrats, Best In Show and Anchorman.

Shows: Game Of Thrones, Doctor Who, Walking Dead, Arrested Development, Dexter, Firefly, Stargate (SG1/Atlantis), Star Trek, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Angel, MythBusters, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Simpsons, Bob's Burgers, South Park, Rocko's Modern Life, Hey Arnold!, Family Guy, Futurama, Kids In The Hall, SNL, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Boondocks, Sealab 2021, etc.

Music: Punk, 80's pop/goth, classic rock, R&B/soul, indie, folk, bluegrass, jazz. Again, there is just so much. For the sake of meeting someone of common interest, I'll just say that currently I enjoy listening to: Led Zeppelin, The Cure, Depeche Mode, Mazzy Star, Gogol Bordello, Tom Waits, Radiohead, Yann Tiersen, Dark Dark Dark, Hurray for the Riff Raff, Beirut, Arcade Fire, Blackbird Raum, Grizzly Bear, Animal Collective, Trampled by Turtles, Hank Williams, Hank Williams Jr., Hank III, Modest Mouse, Kimya Dawson, Moldy Peaches, Deftones, ISIS, Bjork, Fleet Foxes, Okkervil River, David Bowie, Joy Division, New Order, X-Ray-Spex, Aretha Franklin, Sade, Etta James, Smoky Robinson, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Mountain Goats, The Beatles, Johnny Cash, The Beach Boys, The Kinks, The Cranberries, The Pixies, Talking Heads, Submission Hold, Crass, Elliott Smith and Queen.

Food: All of it. Seriously.

Fuck six things.

My daughter, food, my guitar, my Rabbit (the sex toy, not the animal), Q-Tips, juice, Netflix, Doctor Who, the interwebz, orgasms, beer, flowers, ice cream, stand up comedy, kombucha, barefeet on the grass, kissing, red wine, colors, alone time, rad things/people/places. These things make my world go 'round.

Food.
What to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
What food I will miss in the event of the zombie apocalypse.

Also, New Orleans... oh, how I miss the dirty south.

Getting banned from ChatRoulette and flashing people on Omegle.
Also, getting drunk at home in the dark after my kid falls asleep.

When I was little I thought I was a cat trapped in a human body.
Also, my big sister totally convinced me I was invisible for half a day when I was like 7. I'm still traumatized.

Also - I'm the loneliest person you will ever meet in a crowded room.

You are a woman who wants either an intimate or platonic friendship.
You are a female who's interested in a threesome. (MFF)
You wanna fly me around in your TARDIS.
You play an instrument.
You want to teach me the ways of The Force.
You (think) you can beat me at MarioKart64.
You want to talk about the (INEVITABLE!) zombie apocalypse.
You can make a good sandwich.
You want to talk about Nintendo.
You're down with me being a mom.