Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I guess to start, I'm still trying to figure out who I am. I just
finished college, so naturally I'm trying tons of different things
and just trying to keep myself occupied and sane. I am very in
touch with my "inner-child;" I love children's games, and have the
worst sweet tooth you could possible imagine. That being said, I
also know when to be serious. If there is a task at hand nothing
will stop me until I finish it...unless it's a good movie or my
mom's baking. I love having wild shenanigans with my friends, and
if they're late at night and last into the wee hours of the
morning, they're even better. I love animals of all sorts, and I
are freakin' BAD ASS! By looking at me, you could never guess
(because I'm not in the best shape), but I love to be active.
Hiking, walking, biking, swimming, you name it, I'll try it. I'm a
total tomboy, but I do still love make-up, sundresses, and cute
shoes. I take secrets to my grave, and am borderline unbearably
sarcastic. I often neglect to think before I speak, and it gets me
in trouble. I am incredibly random, and I love to keep people
(including myself) guessing. I am also a feminist, so neck beards
and MRAs and other various levels of misogynists need not apply.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, right now I'm a Teacher Assistant at a school for special
needs (mainly Autistic) children. I still don't know what I want to
be when I grow up, so I'm taking some time, making some money and
getting experience. One day I hope to be either a teacher, mental
health counselor, or social worker.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
getting along with kids
making awkward situations
making awkward situations more awkward
making people laugh
being way too loud in public
saying embarrassing things
switching into random languages
The first things people usually notice about me
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People say I have pretty eyes, I guess I agree with them. Most
people point out that I am brutally honest, and don't often think
twice about telling people what I really think. I've often been
called a bitch, but that side of me only really comes out when I'm
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Gone with the Wind
Harry Potter series
anything Dr. Seuss
Catcher in the Rye
Travels with Charley
North By Northwest
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Howl's Moving Castle
Strangers on a Train
Shows: Peep Show
Law & Order: SVU
Monty Python's Flying Circus
Simon & Garfunkel
Vitamin String Quartet
Food: I'll try anything once, but I really like pub food--you know,
stuff that's low-maintenance and that you can eat with your hands
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
best Friends Julia and Alli
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. I don't spend too much time on one topic. And I usually
end up texting my dad at 3 AM asking him random questions about
dentists and the credits on old movies. I want to know what my dog
thinks about, and how she sees me, and how my life would have been
different had I chose the trumpet instead of the viola in 4th grade
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably home hanging out. At school I'll party, or more likely
just have a movie night with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've got a foul mouth and a very dirty mind. And if you think
that's an invitation to solicit me to "use that mouth" or anything
disgusting like that, you can fuck right off.
You should message me if
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You like nerdy, quirky, overweight girls who aren't afraid to speak
their mind or ask stupid questions. Also if you like chasing
pigeons in the park and rooting around second-hand stores. And if
you think that life is an adventure
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