Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm working on some social issues. I can be very awkward,
especially around big groups of people, and all too often I find
that I have no idea how to respond to things people say. I have
very few friends, and even fewer that I feel comfortable really
opening up with, which is something I seriously want to change. I
think I'm stuck in a vicious cycle of "I have no friends so I don't
do anything, I don't do anything so I have nothing to talk about, I
have nothing to talk about so I can't make friends". It wasn't
always this way, so I'm trying my damnedest to get back to
something resembling a life. So basically I mostly want someone who
can provide support and inspiration while I build myself back
If you haven't caught on yet, I can be pretty... shall we say...
pessimistic sometimes. Neurotic too. So if you're looking for "no
complications" or "no strings attached," I'm probably not your
I'm a writer (sort of), a nerd and a stoner.
I try to be very open-minded, but I'll be honest, I despise people
that I think are closed-minded (conservatives, bigots). Other than
that, I won't judge because I'm no better. That doesn't mean I
won't make fun of you, but I won't honestly look down on you for
being weird or degenerate or just having different opinions. Unless
you're just a dick, and even then I may still like or respect
I've got a significant feminine side to me, occasionally (rarely)
to the point where I feel more like a woman than a man. My favorite
color (aside from black) is pink. It comes out the most in some of
the music I listen to (see below). Despite all that most people
don't even realize I'm gay because I'm not really fruity or cliche
about it (something I'm sort of proud of). I don't have an annoying
gay accent like some of the guys I've met.
I used to call myself a LaVeyan Satanist (not a devil worshiper,
look it up) but over the last few years I've fallen into a slump
that's made me forget all about being cunning and egotistical and
all that good stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, I *was* planning on saving up money to move away from my
family, going to college to study psychology and creative writing,
and trying to become a professional writer. I'd love to make movies
but writing novels seems a lot less resource-intensive if not
necessarily easier. That was when I was smart and creative and
motivated. I was also a much bigger asshole, so I guess that's an
But in reality, I've spent the last few years smoking weed,
watching bad horror movies (horror is my life) and playing
collectable miniature games, working my dead-end joke of a job,
getting fatter and dumber as each day passes. But now I'm inspired
(again) to turn that all around! Wooo! Let's see if it sticks this
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Learning game rules.
Unintentionally looking angry and intimidating.
I used to be good at writing (or so I was told, but hey, we're all
our own harshest critics) but I had writer's block for a long time
and I haven't really tried to write anything since.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably the way I dress, my sick and sarcastic sense of humor or
my social ineptitude.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music - Marilyn
, Nine Inch Nails
, Smashing Pumpkins
, The Cardigans
, Mindless Self
, Depeche Mode
, VNV Nation
, Velvet Acid
, That 1
, Electric Six
, Apoptygma Berzerk
, System of a Down
The only music I absolutely 100% cannot fucking stand is Insane
Clown Posse and Eminem.
Books - Satan
, Razor Wire Pubic Hair
, The Satanic Bible
, A Clockwork
books. Anything by
Movies - Rocky Horror Picture
and Tenacious D
in The Pick of Destiny
are the most amazing movies of all time. Other good ones include
Nightmare on Elm Street
and all of its sequels, the Hannibal Lector
series (especially Hannibal Rising, Gaspard Ulliel is amazing and
incredibly hot), Joshua, Hellraiser
, Little Nicky
, Johnny Sunshine
, Evil Dead
, The Texas
(original), Little Miss Sunshine
movies. Altered States
changed my life.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Cell phone.
4. A pencil.
5. Internet connection.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Being watched by an evil secret society / cult.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either working or playing games. Most likely high. Often bored. I
don't get out enough.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People sometimes think I'm shallow, but it's only because I tried
dating someone I didn't find that attractive and that just led to
awkwardness and unintentional hurt feelings.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
~ You have read a Nightmare on Elm Street comic.
~ You know the full name of Ed from Cowboy Bebop
~ You have been to an alternate universe.
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