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32 Philadelphia, PA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:40pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Job
Construction
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I believe that men and women have really complicated this dating thing. We rely on this "smartphone speed dating".

"Attraction is not a choice, it's an emotional response"

I am sarcastic at times but I take the important things pretty serious. I am extremely close with family and I take my career very serious. I have a passport and would love a travel partner.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I build things, they usually turn out amazing! I am a carpenter by trade, but I recently got promoted to "construction superintendent". The new position is very stressful, however, I do enjoy the challenge, It requires me to do alot of thinking, planning, coordinating, hiring and firing... I also give relationship advice on the side, feel free to run your situation by me, I will try my best to respond to everyone in a timely manner...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking Comcast into lowering my bill and giving me every channel known to man..(I only watch a few channels, I just like the feeling of getting a deal)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My confidence, my success?! Or maybe my sarcasm... They are all attractive qualities!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Shows- Banshee, Shameless, Hells Kitchen, Tosh, Big Bang, Seinfeld, friends...
Movies- I love comedies- Dumb and Dumber, Liar liar, Meet the Parents, Hangover...
Food- I love Italian, especially "BYOB's". I also love Mexican food and margarittas...( if you are ever at Las Margaritas, ask for the "frozen orange margarita", it's amazing)
Recently, I started eating much healthier food, I actually get excited to go to Giant and make a salad. I believe being healthy and eating good is a "mindset", every meal doesn't have to be this amazing event?! Lol. My lunch during the week consists of yogurt, berries and apple slices, I plan on spending many weekends this summer on the water, (boating, wave runners, wake boarding...) I am determined to look my best!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Iphone
My dog
Treadmill
Family
Central air conditioning
Friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future, I am always preparing myself financially, mentally and physically for later in life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out early for dinner and drinks. Always up to try new places.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am old school, I still balance my check book?! Yes, with a pen.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are looking for a guy that will challenge you every step of the way, not in a controlling way but more of a sarcastic, humorous banter type of way....However, if you are looking for a weak, needy-pushover, emotional type of guy, you are in the wrong place:-(