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31 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:13am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Construction
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I believe that men and women have really complicated this dating thing.
The common stereotypes now; Men are assholes and women are flakey. Unfortunately, we did this to each other. We now resort to this "smartphone speed dating"?!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
******Warning*******. I am extremely talented and successful. I have no baggage, and I love my family. If that type of lifestyle intimidates you, then it will not work out :(

I build things, they usually turn out amazing! I am a carpenter by trade, but I recently got promoted to "construction superintendent". The new position is very stressful, however, I do enjoy the challenge, It requires me to do alot of thinking, planning, coordinating, hiring and firing... I also give relationship advice on the side, feel free to run your situation by me, I will try my best to respond to everyone in a timely manner...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking Comcast into lowering my bill and giving me every channel known to man..(I only watch a few channels, I just like the feeling of getting a deal)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My confidence, my success?! Or maybe my sarcasm... They are all attractive qualities!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Shows- Banshee, Shameless, Hells Kitchen, Tosh, Big Bang, Seinfeld, friends...
Movies- I love comedies- Dumb and Dumber, Liar liar, Meet the Parents, Hangover...
Food- I love Italian, especially "BYOB's". I also love Mexican food and margarittas...( if you are ever at Las Margaritas, ask for the "frozen orange margarita", it's amazing)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Iphone
My Dog
My powdered sugar shaker?! (Did I mention that I make amazing French Toast)
Treadmill
PB&J
Central air conditioning
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why we spend so much time working. We are on this earth for a short period of time, why wouldn't it be -work two days a week and have five days off?!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out early for dinner and drinks. Always up to try new places, most recently, a few friends and I went to A Brazilian steakhouse, where they charge you per pound... Yes, they weigh your plate, avoid the Risotto, it can get heavy?!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am old school, I still balance my check book?! Yes, with a pen.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are looking for a guy that will challenge you every step of the way, not in a controlling way but more of a sarcastic, humorous banter type of way....However, if you are looking for a weak, needy-pushover, emotional type of guy, you are in the wrong place:-(
**UPDATE--- Girls wearing fake mustaches, please don't message me anymore, it's a huge turn off**