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31 M Philadelphia, PA

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My self-summary
I believe that men and women have really complicated this dating thing.
The common stereotypes now; Men are assholes and women are flakey. Unfortunately, we did this to each other. We now resort to this "smartphone speed dating"?!
What I’m doing with my life
******Warning*******. I am extremely talented and successful. I have no baggage, and I love my family. If that type of lifestyle intimidates you, then it will not work out :(

I build things, they usually turn out amazing! I am a carpenter by trade, but I recently got promoted to "construction superintendent". The new position is very stressful, however, I do enjoy the challenge, It requires me to do alot of thinking, planning, coordinating, hiring and firing... I also give relationship advice on the side, feel free to run your situation by me, I will try my best to respond to everyone in a timely manner...
I’m really good at
Talking Comcast into lowering my bill and giving me every channel known to man..(I only watch a few channels, I just like the feeling of getting a deal)
The first things people usually notice about me
My confidence, my success?! Or maybe my sarcasm... They are all attractive qualities!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Shows- Banshee, Shameless, Hells Kitchen, Tosh, Big Bang, Seinfeld, friends...
Movies- I love comedies- Dumb and Dumber, Liar liar, Meet the Parents, Hangover...
Food- I love Italian, especially "BYOB's". I also love Mexican food and margarittas...( if you are ever at Las Margaritas, ask for the "frozen orange margarita", it's amazing)
The six things I could never do without
My Dog
My powdered sugar shaker?! (Did I mention that I make amazing French Toast)
Central air conditioning
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why we spend so much time working. We are on this earth for a short period of time, why wouldn't it be -work two days a week and have five days off?!
On a typical Friday night I am
out early for dinner and drinks. Always up to try new places, most recently, a few friends and I went to A Brazilian steakhouse, where they charge you per pound... Yes, they weigh your plate, avoid the Risotto, it can get heavy?!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am old school, I still balance my check book?! Yes, with a pen.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are looking for a guy that will challenge you every step of the way, not in a controlling way but more of a sarcastic, humorous banter type of way....However, if you are looking for a weak, needy-pushover, emotional type of guy, you are in the wrong place:-(
**UPDATE--- Girls wearing fake mustaches, please don't message me anymore, it's a huge turn off**