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31 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:30pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Construction
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I believe that men and women have really complicated this dating thing, it's different from when our parents married their high school sweetheart.
The common stereotypes now; Men are assholes and women are flakey. Unfortunately, we did this to each other, and now we must resort to this creepy underworld of "smartphone speed dating?!" I do know that I am still old school and chivalrous at heart.
What I’m doing with my life
******Warning*******. I am extremely talented and successful. I have no baggage, and I love my family. If that type of lifestyle intimidates you, then it will not work out :(

I build things, they usually turn out amazing! I am A carpenter by trade, but I recently got promoted to "construction superintendent". The new position is very stressful, however, I do enjoy the challenge, It requires me to do alot of thinking, planning, coordinating, hiring and firing... I also give relationship advice on the side, feel free to run your situation by me, I will try my best to respond to everyone in A timely manner...
I’m really good at
Talking Comcast into lowering my bill and giving me every channel known to man..(I only watch a few channels, I just like the feeling of getting a deal)
The first things people usually notice about me
My confidence, my success?! Or maybe my sarcasm... They are all attractive qualities!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Shows- Banshee, Shameless, Hells Kitchen, Tosh, Big Bang, Seinfeld, friends...
Movies- I love comedies- Dumb and Dumber, Liar liar, Meet the Parents, Hangover...
Food- I love Italian, especially "BYOB's". I also love Mexican food and margarittas...( if your ever at Las Margaritas, ask for "frozen orange margarita", it's amazing)
The six things I could never do without
Iphone
My Dog
My powdered sugar shaker?! (Did I mention that I make amazing French Toast)
Treadmill
PB&J
Central air conditioning
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why we spend so much time working. We are on this earth for a short period of time, why wouldn't it be -work two days a week and have five days off?!
On a typical Friday night I am
out early for dinner and drinks. Always up to try new places, most recently, a few friends and I went to A Brazilian steakhouse, where they charge you per pound... Yes, they weigh your plate, avoid the Risotto, it can get heavy?!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I just got my passport last week, however, I will make up for lost time and start traveling ASAP!
I am old school, I still balance my check book?! Yes, with A pen.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are looking for a guy that will challenge you every step of the way, not in a controlling way but more of a sarcastic, humorous banter type of way....However, if you are looking for a weak, needy-pushover, emotional type of guy, you are in the wrong place:-(