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SarcasticBastar

27 M Norfolk, VA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:14am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Slovak (Poorly), Swahili (Poorly), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am NOT looking for sex or a serious relationship (although if I meet Mrs. Right, who's to say I wont settle down. Its those Mrs. Lefts that give you the run around). Just someone on my wavelength to have fun with although, when it comes to a relationship I'm really not into all of the "one night stands with randoms I just met". I'm looking for someone who I can forge a meaningful friendship with, someone who I understand and can always be there for (and vice versa of course).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Having a great time and making moves to improve everything about my happiness, one step at a time. This includes, money, travel, friends, family and new experiences. All of those together is ideal and a strong goal.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sticking with what I want, and not accepting anything less than that. Also fixing cars, computers and guns. Not a fanatic about any one particular thing, just fun hobbies I enjoy. Also training dogs! Not cats.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'd like to think people notice my honest, fun and loving personality but realistically as a guess it's my eyes or my epic beard. If not, tell me what you notice. Interested to find out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ask me for specifics but in general:

Music: EDM, Alternative, Rock, Rap, Folk, Classical and some pop
Books: Adventure, Comedy and biographies are all interesting
Movies: Drama and Horror
Shows: Too many specifics so here are examples (Breaking Bad, The Wire, Top Gear, Luther etc)
Food: I am currently on an all meat diet, working really well so far and have lost about 120 pounds! If you are a vegan, don't expect us to have awesome meals or get along as the whole house will smell of bacon.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends
Bacon
Adventures
Hoodies
Winter
Summer (If its one or the other too long, you miss the change and don't appreciate the weather. Kind of like when you are sick and then you get better, breathing never felt so good)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What sort of adventures can I dive into. Planning another trip to Europe with my good friends. Oh and mainly what the hell are dogs thinking about, this consumes most of my time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going to hookah, movie, drinking, or anything involving fun and friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hate when Europeans say "I need to go to hospital" as opposed to what every American says " I need to go to the hospital"
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to join me on cool adventures, exploring new places with new people and doing things once thought to be out of reach. Also please don't be needy, if I don't message you back immediately, its because I don't get on here often. Thanks for reading and enjoy the rest of your time on the internet.

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