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35 Portland, ME Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 26-50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 22
5' 6" (1.68m)
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
My self-summary
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Milwaukee->Atlanta->Portland, ME

Smart as a whip, sharp as a tack. Uses a machete to cut through red tape.

Confident, low maintenance, independent, loyal, and fun.

I dig craft beer, live music, grilling out, living out loud, spending time outside the confines of work and home.

I want someone who keeps me on my toes, confident, successful in life not just in their own mind. Someone who is my equal, not looking for a relationship for stability, and not trying to be that dude who is trying to rescue the princess.

I kill my own spiders and pay my own bills.

Not looking for hook ups, so please refrain from asking. NOT into the poly thing or married men.
What I’m doing with my life
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Pharmacogenomic testing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Saying everything you don't want to hear.

Not trying to be too impressive.

The first things people usually notice about me
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My smile... and my "curves".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Taylor Swift (sorry, I'm not sorry), pretty much any and all 90s rock, Deftones, Ani DiFranco, Marc Broussard

Movies: Anything well directed with lots of blood and guts (ie Tarantino) and of course The Notebook.

Books: I don't read nearly as much as I would like... recent job changes may allow for more time to do so.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog Beatrix
My family
My Phone
Broad City
Dogfish Head 90 Minute
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Just where the hell did all that time go and how am I already 3-freaking-4!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Whatever downtown Portland has going on.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't think I will ever fall in love.
You should message me if
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If you aren't a total creep.