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SarcasticElle

34 F Atlanta, GA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:48am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Leo, and it matters a lot
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like men who can stand on their own two feet, know how to have fun, enjoy being out in social atmospheres, and don't seek out relationships for stability.

I can have a good time almost anywhere, and I am generally an optimist.

I want someone who keeps me on my toes. I have a mildly strong personality and people either love it or hate it, but that isn't every part of who I am, there is a softer side that is on reserve for the appropriate moments or the appropriate people. I am loyal to a fault and somewhat quickly trusting because I hold people to the same standards I hold to myself.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Playing in a lab.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Saying everything you don't want to hear.

Not trying to be too impressive.

Cuddling.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile... and my "curves".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Taylor Swift (sorry, I'm not sorry), pretty much any and all 90s rock, Deftones, Ani DiFranco, Marc Broussard

Movies: Anything well directed with lots of blood and guts (ie Tarantino) and of course The Notebook.

Books: I don't read nearly as much as I would like. I use so much of my brain at work, reading doesn't hold my attention like it used to.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My puppy Beatrix
My family
My Phone
Passion
Balvenie
Buffalo Wings w/super chunky bleu cheese
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Inappropriate things.

Antigen/Antibody interactions.

Life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Rushing home to let the pup out and likely settling in for the night to prepare myself for Saturday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I oftentimes wonder how some of your mothers would react if they knew how you "gentlemen" "approached" women on this site.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 26–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you aren't a total creep.

And note: I am not THAT thirsty so if you message me anything along the lines of just "Hi" or "DAMN GIRL YOU GOT SOME NIIIIICE TITTAYS!" you can't actually be mad if I don't respond.