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40 M Edison, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Aug 5, 2013
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Not at all
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
You ladies always say you want honesty, so hang on to your proverbial hats: I'm funny, witty, and sarcastic (modest, too). I draw webcomics (which can be seen at I watch cartoons. I collect toys. I read comic books. I play video games. I have an XM radio and listen to Opie & Anthony and Ron & Fez every day. My CD collection consists of comedians, video game soundtracks, and "Weird Al" Yankovic. I'm losing weight, but I'm still a bit on the pudgy side. I also recently inherited $20 million, and I'm looking to be a sugar daddy to a beautiful, sexy young woman; too bad none of you bothered to read this far.

I am smartassed, facetious, and snarktacular
What I’m doing with my life
Drawing webcomics, and making vain attempts at comedy.
I’m really good at
Breathing, sleeping, and blinking.

I've been told that I make awesome mix CDs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Groo the Wanderer, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Oh My Goddess!, anything written and/or drawn by Adam Warren.

Movies: Airplane!, Clerks, Clerks 2, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, The Fifth Element, Fight Club, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back!, any Pixar film, Kill Bill, Monty Python & the Holy Grail, The Naked Gun, The Princess Bride, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Star Wars, and of course, UHF.

Music: "Weird Al" Yankovic, alternative, metal, hard rock, classic rock. I'm more into songs than bands.

Food: Italian, Chinese take-out, salad.
The six things I could never do without
My computer, my iPod, my Nintendo Wii, my XM radio, my drawing table, and another item to be named later.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
New webcomics to draw.

How hard it is to find cute geek girls that aren't spoken for.

Which came first: cancer the disease or cancer the astrological sign.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing video games. Sad, I know.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I won a lot of OKCupid personality awards. Oh wait, you can see that below. I guess that doesn't really count as "private".
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You want to laugh. Don't let this profile fool you; I'm quite the card.

Or, barring that, you think that "Honest Bob and the Factory-to-Dealer Incentives" is the best band name ever.