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SarcazmoKTD

40 M Edison, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Aug 5, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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You ladies always say you want honesty, so hang on to your proverbial hats: I'm funny, witty, and sarcastic (modest, too). I draw webcomics (which can be seen at almostcomics.com). I watch cartoons. I collect toys. I read comic books. I play video games. I have an XM radio and listen to Opie & Anthony and Ron & Fez every day. My CD collection consists of comedians, video game soundtracks, and "Weird Al" Yankovic. I'm losing weight, but I'm still a bit on the pudgy side. I also recently inherited $20 million, and I'm looking to be a sugar daddy to a beautiful, sexy young woman; too bad none of you bothered to read this far.

I am smartassed, facetious, and snarktacular
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Drawing webcomics, and making vain attempts at comedy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Breathing, sleeping, and blinking.

I've been told that I make awesome mix CDs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm excessively shy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Groo the Wanderer, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Oh My Goddess!, anything written and/or drawn by Adam Warren.

Movies: Airplane!, Clerks, Clerks 2, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, The Fifth Element, Fight Club, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back!, any Pixar film, Kill Bill, Monty Python & the Holy Grail, The Naked Gun, The Princess Bride, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Star Wars, and of course, UHF.

Music: "Weird Al" Yankovic, alternative, metal, hard rock, classic rock. I'm more into songs than bands.

Food: Italian, Chinese take-out, salad.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My computer, my iPod, my Nintendo Wii, my XM radio, my drawing table, and another item to be named later.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
New webcomics to draw.

How hard it is to find cute geek girls that aren't spoken for.

Which came first: cancer the disease or cancer the astrological sign.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing video games. Sad, I know.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I won a lot of OKCupid personality awards. Oh wait, you can see that below. I guess that doesn't really count as "private".
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to laugh. Don't let this profile fool you; I'm quite the card.

Or, barring that, you think that "Honest Bob and the Factory-to-Dealer Incentives" is the best band name ever.