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29 M Knoxville, TN

My Details

Last Online
Jan 18
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Banking / Finance
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm an eccentric geek with a quirky sense of humor and have been compared to [a slightly more personable] Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory) by several people. I've not seen much of the show, but... yeah, I'm not going to argue it.

While my main interests are fairly nerdy, like video games, science, and computers, I like to learn and can hold a conversation on just about any topic.

Solid INTP, if you like that whole Myers-Briggs thing.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently working as an investigative risk analyst, which generally boils down to me being the jerk that keeps businesses from doing fun stuff, like scamming customers, committing fraud, and other shady shenanigans.

It can be stressful, at times, but I'm frighteningly good at it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
guessing movie endings. I try not to be annoying about it, though.
I'd like to think I'm good at cooking, but I don't follow recipes, so it's pretty hit or miss.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My beard and glasses, I guess.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies - Requiem for a Dream, Dawn of the Dead, Fight Club, The Dark Knight, 300, 28 Day Later, Se7en, The Triplets of Belleville, Silence of the Lambs, Grave Encounters, Office Space, Snatch, Oldboy, Battle Royal, The Girl With a Dragon Tattoo, and its sequels.

Music - Aesop Rock, Animals as Leaders, Jedi Mind Tricks, Massive Attack, MSI, Muse, Puscifer, RJD2, Skrillex, Stephen Walking, and The Prodigy are what I'm listening to most, right now. My tastes seem to change frequently, though.

TV - Game of Thrones, Law and Order SVU, Mythbusters, American Horror Story, The Walking Dead, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Wire in the Blood, The Whitest Kids U'Know, Firefly, any crime/legal drama, Star Trek: NG, DS9, and Voyager.

Reading - Wikipedia, News, Candide, World War Z
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Internet, my mobile internet connection (phone), laptop, beer, foreign food, and tums.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Trying to fathom the scope of things in the universe. I'm not into astronomy, telescopes, or government alien cover-up conspiracies, but when my mind starts to wander, it goes to things like:

The storm on Jupiter is over twice the size of Earth.
The Sun is over 1,000 times the size of Jupiter.
In theory, black holes can grow to be 18 billion times more massive than the Sun.
It takes light an estimated 4 billion years to cross the largest structure known in the universe.
The Earth is estimated to be 4.5 billion years old.
No, I did not know these numbers off the top of my head.

Also, what's for dinner... that, a lot, too.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
usually at home, likely with friends. If I go out, it's probably to Downtown Bar & Grill or a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't mind The Vampire Diaries.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating