I am confused, shocked, and outraged.
My Self-Summary
I just asked a friend what to write here and she said funny, smart,
silly, caring, insightful, honest. But she does lie a lot, so take
it with a grain of salt. I like to laugh, connect with people,
share experiences. I tend to feel a bit disconnected from the
majority though not by choice. I lean left (which is just like a
good simpsons joke, it appeals to both ends of the spectrum). I'm
interested in all sorts of things, good music, reading, art,
concerts, science, philosophy, animals, spending time with friends,
walking, self improvement, etc.
What I’m doing with my life
Learning how to live alone, and opening my eyes to more subtle
forms of enjoyment.
I’m really good at
Forcing my eyes to work independently. I'm also good at hiding
without a hiding spot.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I appear to be horribly uncomfortable. I'm not always that
way. Only when people are noticing things about me.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Music I like: bob dylan, radiohead, leonard cohen, mercury rev,
david bowie, nick cave, beatles, jimi hendrix, neutral milk hotel,
bright eyes, nina simone, sam cooke, the doors, white stripes, m.
ward, lots more
movies I like: before sunrise, before sunset, eternal sunshine of
the spotless mind, the truman show, labyrinth, waking life,
ghostbusters, lock stock and two smoking barrels, this is spinal
tap, synecdoche new york, anchorman, lots more
tv shows i like: flight of the conchords, six feet under, the
office, dr katz, south park, the simpsons, family guy, chaser, fry
and laurie, arrested development, extras, monty python, dexter,
pushing daisies, lots more
The six things I could never do without
food
water
shelter
air
the universal constants
my stubborn literal mindedness (actually i'm less like that these
days, but i like playing up to certain characters)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Death. Cows. Life. How i'm perceived. Whatever I'm distracting
myself with. Whatever I'm distracting myself from. Boobs.
On a typical Friday night I am
On a date that isn't going particularly well.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
There are single celled organisms in my family tree.
Actually I just say this to piss off creationists.
OK fine, true story, nobody else knows this. When I was very young,
maybe 7 or 8, I was at a school fete. There was a sale, with lots
of odds and ends, and I was standing next to a girl from my class.
At the same time we both grabbed Michael Jackson's Thriller on
cassette. Anyway, I really wanted it so I told her if she let me
buy it, we could share it. But I never did share it with her.
You should message me if
you think we can add something to each others lives. Or if you have
boobs.