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SardonicHipster

21 / M / Straight / Single

Portland, Oregon

His Details

Last Online
Today – 8:36am
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m).
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Less than $20,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Sup. I'm Miles. I wear cardigans and black horn-rimmed glasses and maintain an interest in the arts - specifically, writing and photography. I have a serious kitten-huffing problem and am currently seeking help.

If you do photography, I would be super down to go on a photo adventure, especially to somewhere that I haven't been before. I write everything from short stories to poetry, but a lot of it winds up being academic.

I have a silly side if you're into that.

I really like beer, even just for the flavor. Portland has a pretty solid selection of microbreweries and I like to take advantage of that when I can. Despite this, though, whiskey is my spirit animal.

Sometimes I spend hours laughing at shitty art on the internet with friends. Other times, we get really high and pretend to understand and connect with the writing of Friedrich Nietzsche, but deep down, we know that his conception of herd morality was pretty abhorrent.

I abhor memes and the entire internet subculture associated with them.

I like thinking and writing about philosophy, social constructs, human history, psychology, sociology, existentialism, the human condition and our place in the universe. I also like laughing at cisbros and their shitty attitudes toward women, gays and dressing themselves. Learning and experiencing all kinds of stuff in general, really. There have been a few times where I stayed up until like 5:00 AM sipping on wine and talking about philosophy and I think I've enjoyed it every time.

I am an unabashed SRS poster.

I was raised by a seahorse.

I'm an agnostic atheist, but really disagree with the bulk of the "new atheism" movement, because it's really a bunch of pseudointellectuals looking for reasons to hate on Islam while pretending to maintain some sort of understanding of science.

I'm kind of a nerd, too. Right now, I'm all about Borderlands 2. Also Skyrim and some FTL on the side. I'm down to game a little, if you're into that, but there's a lot more to me than just gaming.

As an aside, I'm pretty vehemently opposed to U.S. drug policy and if you support it, there's a fair chance that we won't get along.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a junior at PSU and am majoring in English with a minor in writing. I'm also a photojournalist at The Portland State Vanguard, which is okay, I guess. Most of my life is based around trying to balance work, school and staying up until 5:00 AM and then crashing on other people's couches, which is nice enough I suppose.
I’m really good at
Photography.
Writing.
Talking about topics that interest me.
Satan-worship.
Staying up until 3:00 AM with friends doing nothing important.
I like to think that I'm good at dressing myself.
Procrastinating and thus, getting shit done in the last minute.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am fairly slow to anger, but pretty quick to being condescending.

Everyone and their mother (literally) thinks that I'm gay when they first meet me, but in reality, I've only touched maybe a couple dicks. I'm pretty fucking queer as far as gender goes. It's nice. If that bothers you, you should probably take a gender studies course or two.

The cloud of ensorcelled, levitating cats that condenses into existence around me whenever I leave the house. It is kind of a thing.

sometimes i use bold letters even when it is not necessarily appropriate

I like button-up shirts and hate shorts. On me, anyway.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books
Slaughterhouse 5
Cat's Cradle
The Stranger (Camus is fantastic.)
Drown
The Demon Haunted World
Some Palahniuk here and there

Movies
Pretty much anything involving Tarantino.
Fear and Loathing
Fight Club
Blade Runner
Seven Samurai

Shows, but not the kind of shows that you go to a venue and listen to music at
Cowboy Bebop
Adventure Time
Look Around You
ATHF
Arrested Development
Archer
Wonder Showzen
Tim and Eric

Music
Ratatat
Bonobo
Starfucker
MF Doom (and pretty much anything he has collaborated on)
Wu Tang
Wavves
Franz Ferdinand
Crystal Castles (III is amaaaazing)
Death Grips
Arcade Fire
Portugal. The Man
Weezer
Le Tigre
Radiohead
The White Stripes
The Beatles
The Black Keys
Blouse
Death From Above 1979
Best Coast
Guided By Voices
Sleigh Bells
Metric
Chvrches

Food
I am shitty at cooking and eat out at Food For Thought and Portland's food carts a lot. Poutine at Potato Champion is amazing and you are wrong if you disagree.

I'm not a picky eater in the slightest, but don't really like tomatoes.
The six things I could never do without
Pen
Paper
Camera
Beer
Viso
Cats
I spend a lot of time thinking about
kittens in duotone

rainbows

fuck art.
On a typical Friday night I am
hopefully either bar-hopping or just casually drinking at someone's apartment. Pretty much anything is enjoyable with a bit of alcohol and some good company.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Intelligence and the capacity to maintain an interesting conversation are hot as fuck.

I'm a feminist and really look for partners (and friends) that I respect as people.

I'm generally very accepting of other people's kinks. I won't try /everything/, I'm definitely not judgmental about it.

I really have a thing for bangs. Tattoos are awesome, although I don't have any of my own.

I hate Oxford commas. They're so superfluous.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you feel like it. I usually respond and I don't bite. also if you would like to arrange to huff kittens, burn flags and worship satan, because I'm super on board with that stuff and would think it's pretty cool if you are too