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SardonicJake

30 / M / straight / Single

Roseville, Minnesota

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 6" (1.67m).
Body Type
Fit
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Clerical / Administrative
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English

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I am Self-Deprecating, Compassionate, and Twisted.

My Self-Summary

I'm a glutton for punishment at my job so I tend to kick back, relax, and be lazy at home. Movies, books, TV are the usuals. I'm here to see who else is out there! (and my baby sister johannexcore told me to) **I'll be adding more info soon**.......but right now I have to go preside over a meeting of the Lollipop Guild.

..........UPDATE: OK, we finally got the dispute between the Blow-Pop gum injector and the Tootsie-Pop Wrapping line workers settled; here is some more info about me......

I’ve been fortunate enough to be able to a fair amount of traveling in my life. I spent a semester of college living and studying in Jerusalem, camping all around Israel on the weekends. From there I was able to visit Petra in Jordan (think Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade) and also travel around Egypt. I’ve been all around England and Wales and Ireland. I’ve explored a bit of the small country towns in the Burgundy region of France while I stayed 2 ½ months at the Taizé Monastic Community. I haven’t been able to travel much in the past few years but I would love to see Venice and Rome sometime soon, Machu Picchu in Peru would be fun too.

OH and the all important info: never been married and do not have any kids.

What I’m doing with my life

I just started Geocaching last night, it may become an addiction! ---6/8/09 found my first travel bug last night, it started in New South Wales, Australia and is trying to get home to Las Vegas, Nevada. Yep geocaching is my new addiction.---9/2/09 ok, so it is still fun, but no longer an addiction.

I’m really good at

Eating copious amounts of pizza.....mmmm......pizza!

I order the Club Sandwich all the time and I'm not even a member; I don't know how I get away with it!

The first things people usually notice about me

I am a Libertarian: an unabashed, unapologetic Federalist Constitutionalist. I'm often called a hippie, which I kinda-sorta-really-am-not-sorta....hey I got Cool Modern Nerd on: The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test !

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: All things J.R.R. Tolkein, C.S. Lewis, Ayn Rand, Chuck Palahniuk, Thomas Sowell, N.T. Wright, Michael Crichton, Edgar Allan Poe, E.E. Cummings, Oscar Wilde. Common Sense by Thomas Paine is a must read.
Currently on the night stand: Freehold by Michael Z. Willamson and The Sparrow by Mary Doria Russell

Movies: I pretty much watch anything and everything that's not XXX-rated. Fight Club and The Boondock Saints are currently in the rotation. If you like it I'll watch it with you, but reserve the right to tease you about it later!

TV: C.S.I. New York, The Big Bang Theory, It's Always Sunny in PA, Dexter, The Office to name a few. And yes I watch sports on the boob-tube too. A friend just got me hooked on True Blood and I just finished watching season 1 dvds. Weeds is interesting as well. I dig the UFC. Gotta have my 1/2 hour of Jeopardy! after work.

Food: Everything except: Sauerkraut, Ketchup, and Skim Milk. The Unholy Trinity **shudder** DeCaf coffee is evil too!

The six things I could never do without

Sleep
Hot Water
Cold Beverages
a good Hug once in a while
pizza
Stephen Lynch songs!-----"Hallelujah"

I spend a lot of time thinking about

1. How I can get a new place where I can have a dog (i want a Norwegian Elkhound).

2. How can I get my dream job as a cartoon voiceover fella.

3. And how is it that nobody remembers they were called the National Socialist German Workers' Party? Yeah National Socialism is a great idea (sarcasm so think you can spread it on toast).

4. “The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.” Marcus Tullius Cicero - 55 BC

^ Why have we not learned our lesson?

5. Why haven't you messaged me yet?

and 42 !......................if anyone has ever successfully executed a 138...........?

On a typical Friday night I am

Lounging at home with the tube on, unless one my married friends gets a night free from his wife, then maybe at a Pub conversing.

Still wondering why you haven't messaged me yet.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I own and actually like the movie A Knight's Tale. (Yes you also have the right to make fun of my movies).

I have a crush on Jenna Elfman and on the girl that delivers pizza to my office.

You should message me if

If money matters to you or you have ever been called "High Maintenance" don't bother, been there done that and it's not worth it.

If you are ok with short, skinny, pale, funny looking dudes and you don't suffer from Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis message As You Wish.

Bonus points if you know "Who is John Galt?" or what it feels like to be "a sick, twisted, freak" ...... ;-) And you are just as comfortable getting dressed up for the Guthrie as you are to go to the Renaissance festival or just running thru the rain in our PJs.

Awe, just message me anyway 'cause I'm most likely scared of you.