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SardonicJake
30 / M / straight / Single
Roseville, Minnesota
Awards (6)
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 6" (1.67m).
- Body Type
- Fit
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
- Smokes
- Trying to quit
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Christianity but not too serious about it
- Sign
- Virgo and it’s fun to think about
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Clerical / Administrative
- Income
- Rather not say
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am Self-Deprecating, Compassionate, and Twisted.
My Self-Summary
..........UPDATE: OK, we finally got the dispute between the Blow-Pop gum injector and the Tootsie-Pop Wrapping line workers settled; here is some more info about me......
I’ve been fortunate enough to be able to a fair amount of traveling in my life. I spent a semester of college living and studying in Jerusalem, camping all around Israel on the weekends. From there I was able to visit Petra in Jordan (think Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade) and also travel around Egypt. I’ve been all around England and Wales and Ireland. I’ve explored a bit of the small country towns in the Burgundy region of France while I stayed 2 ½ months at the Taizé Monastic Community. I haven’t been able to travel much in the past few years but I would love to see Venice and Rome sometime soon, Machu Picchu in Peru would be fun too.
OH and the all important info: never been married and do not have any kids.
What I’m doing with my life
I’m really good at
I order the Club Sandwich all the time and I'm not even a member; I don't know how I get away with it!
The first things people usually notice about me
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Currently on the night stand: Freehold by Michael Z. Willamson and The Sparrow by Mary Doria Russell
Movies: I pretty much watch anything and everything that's not XXX-rated. Fight Club and The Boondock Saints are currently in the rotation. If you like it I'll watch it with you, but reserve the right to tease you about it later!
TV: C.S.I. New York, The Big Bang Theory, It's Always Sunny in PA, Dexter, The Office to name a few. And yes I watch sports on the boob-tube too. A friend just got me hooked on True Blood and I just finished watching season 1 dvds. Weeds is interesting as well. I dig the UFC. Gotta have my 1/2 hour of Jeopardy! after work.
Food: Everything except: Sauerkraut, Ketchup, and Skim Milk. The Unholy Trinity **shudder** DeCaf coffee is evil too!
The six things I could never do without
Hot Water
Cold Beverages
a good Hug once in a while
pizza
Stephen Lynch songs!-----"Hallelujah"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
2. How can I get my dream job as a cartoon voiceover fella.
3. And how is it that nobody remembers they were called the National Socialist German Workers' Party? Yeah National Socialism is a great idea (sarcasm so think you can spread it on toast).
4. “The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.” Marcus Tullius Cicero - 55 BC
^ Why have we not learned our lesson?
5. Why haven't you messaged me yet?
and 42 !......................if anyone has ever successfully executed a 138...........?
On a typical Friday night I am
Still wondering why you haven't messaged me yet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I have a crush on Jenna Elfman and on the girl that delivers pizza to my office.
You should message me if
If you are ok with short, skinny, pale, funny looking dudes and you don't suffer from Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis message As You Wish.
Bonus points if you know "Who is John Galt?" or what it feels like to be "a sick, twisted, freak" ...... ;-) And you are just as comfortable getting dressed up for the Guthrie as you are to go to the Renaissance festival or just running thru the rain in our PJs.
Awe, just message me anyway 'cause I'm most likely scared of you.