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30 F Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 27–44
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:03pm
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I think going to the Mütter Museum would be a fun date.
What I’m doing with my life
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Baking and oftentimes pastry-ing.
I’m really good at
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Making pie
Coming up with nicknames
Grocery shopping
Making smaller versions of things
The internet
The first things people usually notice about me
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Hair and/or tights. It's like tits and ass, but not.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Jonathan Ames, Charles Burns, Katherine Dunn, Edna St. Vincent Millay, Charles Bukowski, Junji Ito, Daniel Clowes, David Sedaris, Augusten Burroughs, Shirley Jackson

Hausu, Possession (1981), The Brood, El Topo, Mister Lonely, Dogtooth, Dead Man, Wild At Heart, Sex & Fury, Thriller: A Cruel Picture, Mystery Train, Mommie Dearest, Tommy, Cabin Boy, Female Trouble, Bright Future, Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls, Don't Deliver Us From Evil, Lips Of Blood, Alice Sweet Alice, Romance, The Host, Lynch Law Classroom, Oldboy, 3 Women, Brand Upon The Brain, Grey Gardens

Star Trek TNG, The Mighty Boosh, Peep Show, Mr Show, Sifl & Olly, Walking Dead, AHS, Mad Men, Downton Abbey

Howard Tate, The Carpenters, Joy Division, Hank Williams Sr, Purity Ring, The Moldy Peaches, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Talking Heads, Death Grips, Francoise Hardy, Django Reinhardt, Warren G, The Shangri-Las, Darkthrone, Smokey Robinson, Panda Bear, Elliott Smith, Etta James, Earl Sweatshirt, David Bowie, Black Sabbath

dumplings, frito pie, sushi, Korean BBQ, tacos, pupusas, lomo saltado, Ting, saag, bubble tea, regular tea, brussel sprouts, pho, ramen, egg bacon cheese and avocado sandwiches, falafel, bagels, kabob, seltzer water forever and always
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Small cat companion
Homemade almond milk
Green tea kit kats
Beds. All beds. All of the beds.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why common courtesy is not more common. What happened to pudding pops. Why they remade "Maniac" with Elijah Wood. Yokai. Pegasus unicorns. Bric-a-brac. If I can survive on bread, cheese and sparkling juices alone. Why carbonation makes almost any beverage more appealing. Dolly Parton. Dollywood. Making a pilgrimage to Dollywood. Wax museums. Going on a vision quest. Building a greenhouse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a candy drawer. It's a drawer full of candy.
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