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26 Bel Air, MD Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:39am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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My name is Sam. I was born in the land of the red river and I grew up here by the bay of the blue crab. My three main passions are art, writing, theatre.

I also enjoy exploring new lands and sword fighting although I seldom get to do that in real life.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have tried following some sort of plan but life just LOVES to throw a wrench in that.

I want to write an epic fantasy. Right now I've been working on a short story set in this world. Well I've been trying to write it. I have a hand written draft that's 80 something pages long but I can't bring it to the computer screen. So instead I talk about how I'm going write it on some website instead of actually writing it...much like George R R Martin.

I studied theatre (spelled with"tre" at the end for that extra dose of pretentious narcissism) at Goucher but I didn't graduate. I want to say "didn't graduate yet" but let's be honest: no employer will see anything other than "college dropout" when they read that. But I will graduate when I've experienced enough of the outside world.

So I have no clue what I'm doing with my life right now. I know I should be dressing this up with sugar coating because it's a dating profile and I'm supposed to have the ladies tricked into thinking I'm some successful awesome handsome guy so they might reply to my messages.

Well I'm going to be honest: I'm just a handsome awesome guy who is tired as hell of the big charade that is dating profiles. I'm gonna be up front. I live with my mom, brother, and our two dogs. I'm unemployed but I'm looking for work. And I want something new in the world.

So just what AM I doing with my life right now? Currentlty playing the role of Avram in Fiddler on the Roof.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, fighting, and not giving up. I can also draw, act, and mix a good cocktail.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Physically: My curly red hair.

Personality Wise: A lot of people say I'm smart, friendly, but quiet. I'd have to agree with the quiet part, but I have no clue where they get smart and friendly from.

Well animals seem to think I'm friendly. I mean they aren't doing my chores for me but my two corgis follow me around wherever I go and even cats tend to cuddle up next to me. No clue why.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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You know those guys who like Doctor Who, the works of Joss Whedon, graphic novels, anime, and the like? Yeah I'm basically one of those guys.

For music, I really like jazz, indie rock, classical, and epic soundtracks.

Currently Watching: Shameless on Netflix, recommended for the North England dialect but it's also quite fun to watch.

Currently Reading: Eh, haven't finished Hart's Hope yet...

Currently Playing: Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate...WAY too much.

As for favorite food, I like spicy tasting dishes. I'm not big on sweets outside of desert. There are exceptions though, like sesame chicken.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dogs that follow me around like ducklings.
My family that has always supported me and my brother even after separating.
Free will, even if it technically does not exist according to causal determinism.
The good fight.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A lot of things. Okay, to be more specific, I spend a lot of time thinking about writing, the future, human rights, free will, philosophy, scientific endeavors, and what I want to have for dinner.

Also that thing that most guys are a known for thinking about every 4 to 5 seconds...that isn't Fantasy Football.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Discovering what the world has to offer me...or just whiling away on the internet. The two aren't mutually exclusive, you know.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I know for a fact that termites taste like minty was during a trip to Belize.
You should message me if
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Well you're probably here because we have a good match rating, you like my profile pic, quick match, etc. Or I messaged you first and you're curious if I'm like all the other shmucks on this site or if I'm actually fun, interesting, and more importantly not creepy person. So maybe...

I dunno. You're still here and asking yourself that question. Why should you message me? What do I have to offer that no one else on this board has? Am I just looking for a hook up or do I want something more?

Well as much as my libidinous side just wants sex (but rest assured, it's not entitled to anything), the whole of my self wants something constant and/or meaningful. While I wouldn't mind a fling, I also want to find new friends with whom I share interest and explore new opportunities.

So if you think that getting to know each other can make our lives better, then by all means message me.