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35 Kansas City, MO Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 15
6' 4" (1.93m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and it’s important
Space camp
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Tagalog (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Look, it's like they say, if you're not a rebel by the age of 20, you got no heart, but if you haven't turned establishment by 30, you've got no brains."

I'm an outgoing intellectual with an abundant amount of energy. I'm a man who enjoys life without regrets. I live life with passion, and I enjoy every minute of it like a fat kid eating his last cupcake. I have a megawatt smile, nice looking shoes, and a cute dog. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysterics. I do what I want, when I want, and I know exactly what I want out of life.

I’m seeking a woman to share a disastrous 3-9 month relationship with, ending in acrimony, emotional chaos, and possibly legal proceedings. I am looking for an attractive female who will at first give me obsessive love, praise and devotion - but whose paranoia, self-loathing, and fear of rejection and abandonment will eventually lead her to alternately push me away and pull me closer in a love/hate cycle that will lead to infidelity, consensual sexual violence, and the eventual emotional breakdown of one party or the other - or if we’re lucky - both!

The five coolest words in the English language are pickle, monkey, cobalt, spackle and wasps.

Intelligence is sexy, so please at least act like you have some. If you use text message abbreviations in place of words, chances are I'm not interested. I dnt wna tlk 2 sum1 who typez lyk dis. And PLEASE, for the love of Bob, learn how to spell (or at least use spell check). Following the basic rules of grammar and punctuation that you should have learned by fourth grade may not seem like much, but it makes a huge difference.

In short, I guarantee nothing but good times and good conversation with lots of laughs. So now it's your turn. Tell me about you!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Wasting my potential.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, Music, Karaoke, Making people laugh, and just generally being awesome.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall. In fact many people feel the need to point this out, as if I'm not already aware of it. It's kinda weird.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good food, music, Frank's Red Hot Sauce, good company, comfortable shoes, and the Oxford comma.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The proper use of semicolons.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well, if I put it on the internet for anyone to read; it's not very private, is it?
You should message me if
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you know what "vanilla" means and you know it's not what you're looking for.