I'm an outgoing intellectual with an abundant amount of energy. I'm a man who enjoys life without regrets. I live life with passion, and I enjoy every minute of it like a fat kid eating his last cupcake. I have a megawatt smile, nice looking shoes, and a cute dog. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysterics. I do what I want, when I want, and I know exactly what I want out of life.
I’m seeking a woman to share a disastrous 3-9 month relationship with, ending in acrimony, emotional chaos, and possibly legal proceedings. I am looking for an attractive female who will at first give me obsessive love, praise and devotion - but whose paranoia, self-loathing, and fear of rejection and abandonment will eventually lead her to alternately push me away and pull me closer in a love/hate cycle that will lead to infidelity, consensual sexual violence, and the eventual emotional breakdown of one or other party - or if we’re lucky - both!
The five coolest words in the English language are pickle, monkey, cobalt, spackle and wasps.
Intelligence is sexy, so please at least act like you have some. If you use text message abbreviations in place of words, chances are I'm not interested. I dnt wna tlk 2 sum1 who typez lyk dis. And PLEASE, for the love of Bob, learn how to spell (or at least use spell check). Following the basic rules of grammar and punctuation that you should have learned by fourth grade may not seem like much, but it makes a huge difference.
In short, I guarantee nothing but good times and good conversation with lots of laughs. So now it's your turn. Tell me about you!