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23 Burnaby, British Columbia, CA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:05pm
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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People (aka guys) sending me inappropriate messages will be instantly blocked with no warning.
The more sarcastic and teasing I am towards you, the more I like you. You can dress me up but can't take me anywhere. Just kidding, however I do tend to use swearing liberally but in creative and necessary ways.
I'm told that I look intimidating until you talk to me. I guess it helps that I smile more in person, but hate doing it in photos. Seriously, I don't bite.
I run my own business and tend to get along better with business/school (or whatever your life direction is) minded people. The most important is that you're passionate, happy, and have a healthy balance of play mixed with groundedness when it counts. I love more than anything to get lost in an amazing conversation with a new friend (or otherwise) over coffee/dinner and end up feeling enriched by the end of it. I really adore meeting new people, unless they are assholes, then the conversation won't last very long and I'll very blatantly say so. :p

Currently looking for/open to - Friends (both men and women, more female friends would be awesome!), dating with men however not at all interested in casual hook ups, but I am open to those with WOMEN. Hopefully this is all clear and good.

Male and female models to photograph!!! I am seeking volunteers who think they can pose or preferably have some modelling experience. Here is my work

"having sex is a lot like communism. each person gives and receives equally, you take turns reading from the communist manifesto, joseph stalin is there" - tumblr quote that I can't take credit for but It's the very definition of humor up my alley
What I’m doing with my life
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Fetish content providing.
Modelling. (for fun, but used to professionally), reading, and finding new ventures that may make me happy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Introspection and psychoanalyzing people with the goal of helping them solve stuff. Dressing nicely, I think. Sarcasm, being funny only unintentionally, singing, dancing.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I look like a certain adult actress, apparently it's uncanny, but I don't know what is actually the FIRST thing. I mean I can't read minds.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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shows- You're the worst, Misfits, The mitchell and webb look, witches of east end, true blood
Movies - Divergent, Warm Bodies, hard candy, the craft, queen of the damned, interview with the vampire
Books - Divergent series, Warm Bodies, Brave New World, , Hunger Games, Strange Angels by Lili St.Crow, or just click here (I do book reviews)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cell phone, my computer, books/libraries, my ipod/music, my diary, tea/coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Next step in my career, introspective things, how to be more selfless
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with my friends (especially my best friend), but I also tend to be a hermit. Working, or reading something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like the fact that I still look like a teenager (without make up, my modelling pictures don't show this)
You should message me if
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You are a mature, charming, down to earth, open minded kind of person with good intentions who likes conversations deeper than small talk. I fucking hate small talk.

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