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23 Burnaby, British Columbia, CA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23–60
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:44am
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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No hook up requests please! no couples either (bisexual doesn't mean I'm down for threesomes) Friends/dating only are my interests here.

Sometimes I like to be a sarcastic smart ass.
My whole apartment is a red room of pain. Other than maybe the kitchen, which you will be expected to clean. My interests are very singular, I stay in control of all aspects of my life. I'm also super serious and brooding all the time. I'm fifty shades of fucked up. If you wanna get with me you have to sign a none disclosure agreement and then a submissive/dominant contract. I'll make you do it even though it's totally redundant and none legally binding. YOLO

My fav movie is "teeth", I've seen it many times because I can really relate to it. I have teeth in my vagina and we ladies need more representation.

Despite the appearances, I'm not just a princess. I'm a Goddess and a Queen too. Flawless, woke up like this.

Being hot is the best. I really think I should be getting everything for free, I'm too pretty to pay for things. But that's pretty obvious, I know.

If you're wondering how my skin looks so nice, it's not photoshop. I use male tears as my lotion regularly and it's really full of antioxidants.

"having sex is a lot like communism. each person gives and receives equally, you take turns reading from the communist manifesto, joseph stalin is there"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Your mom
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Introspection and psychoanalyzing people with the goal of helping them solve stuff. Dressing nicely, I think. Sarcasm, being funny only unintentionally, singing, dancing.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I look like a certain adult actress, apparently it's uncanny, but I don't know what is actually the FIRST thing. I mean I can't read minds.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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shows- You're the worst, Community, Misfits, The mitchell and webb look, witches of east end, true blood
Movies - Divergent, Warm Bodies, hard candy, the craft, queen of the damned, interview with the vampire, all the 90's goth movies
Books - Divergent series, Warm Bodies, Brave New World, , Hunger Games, Strange Angels by Lili St.Crow, or just click here (I do book reviews)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cell phone, my computer, books/libraries, my ipod/music, my diary, tea/coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
introspective things, how to be more selfless
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with my friends (especially my best friend), but I also tend to be a hermit. Working on a project, or reading something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like the fact that I still look like a teenager (without make up, my modelling pictures don't show this)
You should message me if
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you appreciate that I decided to make my profile a little trolly