I'm a huge nerd, and kind of weird. I like to find the humour in the world, and imagine things in a way that makes people laugh. I love making people laugh, or even just smile.
I'm old before my time, but it's adorable. I'm extroverted but have my introverted moments. I'm told I'm a very considerate lover. I like everybody until they give me a reason not to.
I hate politics, but I believe it's important to know what's going on in the world. I'm not a fan of religion but I think people can believe whatever they like. I'm built like a linebacker but I avoid fights.
I have a short fuse sometimes, but fortunately the stick of dynamite it's attached to is very small! Unlike the rest of me, which is just huge. I have occasionally been mistaken for an escaped gorilla or missing evolutionary link.
"The best revenge is not giving a damn what they think of you."