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Sass-afrass

37 F Toronto, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Education
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Greek (Poorly), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Smile first!

There is enough negativity out there already, so be the positive force in your own life!

I'm finding a lot of men here looking for casual sex and no strings attached, or casual dating (aka serial monogamy).

Well my darlings, I'm not for you. Please don't message me unless you're serious about finding a partner. Thank you in advance :)

I'm looking for something romantic, long lasting, and fun! Not fast, cheap and easy.

WHO I'm looking for:

You're confident in who you are and what you want.
You're not married or in an open relationship. I understand why people do that and am not one to judge, but it's not for me.
You are not a misogynist. Honestly, why look for a relationship if you hate women? Lol
You're open minded to other people's ways of thinking even if they're not the same as your own.
You're charming, talkative, and relaxed.
You can welcome change.
You like passionate, sensual, primal, and sometimes downright dirty sex.
You like doing it... Often
You can communicate your needs in an effective way.
You're not afraid to confront issues.
You're silly sometimes. Make me laugh!
You can handle me. Not an easy task.

WHO you're looking for:

I'm impetulant, coy, sarcastic, and a chronic wise ass. I like to laugh, and do it often. Sometimes at other people's expense. Usually at my own.
I prefer a more dominant man. I like a challenge, but at the end of the day it makes me feel safe.
I'm a big kid at heart. I still love going to Wonderland and seeing how many rides I can do in one day. My daughter joins me now. ;)
I'm cute.
I smile and laugh often.
I'm romantic and appreciate gestures.
I'm strong and am not afraid to be challenged in any aspect of life.
I'm a nerd. Video games, Sci Fi, Zombies... true story.
I'm sexually liberated. I enjoy many many things.
I have no patience for bullshit. If I think you're full of it, I'll tell you.

Be real, because you'll learn fast that i will never be anything but. :)
What I’m doing with my life
Taking over the world. Don't ask me to tell you about the plans... Because then I'd have to kill you.
I’m really good at
Mom stuff
My job
Singing
Dancing
Telling stories (in 11th grade, I had a group of grade 9's totally enthralled by my modern English version of MacBeth. I'm not kidding)
Making people laugh
Making amazing meals with whatever I've got in my fridge & cupboards
Kicking ass
Taking names
Apparently I'm a master at driving in GTA 5. Lol
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music is life.

Here are a few of my faves, but the list is far too long to complete here:

The Tragically Hip, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Big Wreck, Anything involving Ian Thornley, Pearl Jam, The Doors, Alexisonfire, City & Colour, Anything involving Dallas Green, Michael Franti, Beyoncee, Bif Naked, Fiona Apple, Amy Winehouse, Linkin Park, Killswitch Engage, Joss Stone, Maroon 5, Sam Roberts, Of Montreal, Little Dragon, The Beastie Boys, Rage Against the Machine, wicked guitar solos, crazy drums, and beats that make me want to dance. :-)

Books: I read anything - really. I haven't had the time to invest in novels lately, so I've been devouring National Geographic and writing my own pieces instead.

Movies: all things funny, thought provoking, or with explosions.
The six things I could never do without
I break rules. These are not things I can't live without. They are things I COULD live without but just don't want to. EVER. Here are some of them:

My family (even my three big brothers who pick on me relentlessly), My Friends, A journal, Music, Making out, Thunderstorms on a Sunday morning, Dark roast coffee, Skor Bars, A good shoulder massage by strong hands, My phone, Walking in the woods away from civilization, Urban adventures, Road trips to pretty much anywhere, A nice lean medium rare steak, A cold beer on a hot day, Sunsets over the water, Skyscrapers, Mountains, Shoes, Just the right nail polish colour to match that outfit, Video games, Swing sets, Those perfect bras that are comfy AND make the girls look AMAZING... I could keep going but you've stopped reading at this point.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why people can't just appreciate the differences and spend less time judging one another.

Our differences are what makes the human race what it is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Whatever it is... I'm enjoying myself. :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sing along to Bohemian Rhapsody in a very cheesy dramatic falsetto. Almost every time I hear it. Unless I'm listening to my iPod on the bus. Then I just do the headbanging part like in Wayne's World. People seem to dig it.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If you approach life with honesty and a sense of humor.

You need a sense of humor to tolerate the likes of me.

Also if you're not an arrogant prick. I'm tired of those guys - and there are PLENTY here. Confidence and arrogance are not the same boys.

Confidence = Sexy
Arrogance = Ugly

Just keep that little gem in mind next time you catch yourself fixing your hair in a storefront window as you walk by and repeat this phrase:

I must not be a douchebag.

It will save you from your sad, sorry self.