Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
There is enough negativity out there already, so be the positive
force in your own.
WHO I'm looking for:
You're confident in who you are and what you want.
You're not married or in an open relationship. I understand why
people do that and am not one to judge, but it's not for me.
You are not a misogynist. Honestly, why look for a relationship if
you hate women? Lol
You're open minded to other people's ways of thinking even if
they're not the same as your own.
You're charming, talkative, and relaxed.
You can welcome change.
You can communicate your needs in an effective way.
You're not afraid to confront issues.
You're silly sometimes. Make me laugh!
You can handle me. Not an easy task.
WHO you're looking for:
I'm impetulant, coy, sarcastic, and a chronic wise ass. I like to
laugh, and do it often. Sometimes at other people's expense.
Usually at my own.
I prefer a more dominant man. I like a challenge, but at the end of
the day it makes me feel safe.
I'm a big kid at heart. I still love going to Wonderland and seeing
how many rides I can do in one day. My daughter joins me now.
I smile and laugh often.
I'm romantic and appreciate gestures.
I'm strong and am not afraid to be challenged in any aspect of
I'm a nerd. Video games, Sci Fi, Zombies... true story.
I'm sexually liberated. I enjoy many many things.
I have no patience for bullshit. If I think you're full of it, I'll
Be real, because you'll learn fast that i will never be anything
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Taking over the world. Don't ask me to tell you about the plans...
Because then I'd have to kill you.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling stories (in 11th grade, I had a group of grade 9's totally
enthralled by my modern English version of MacBeth. I'm not
Making people laugh
Making amazing meals with whatever I've got in my fridge &
Apparently I'm a master at driving in GTA 5. Lol
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes and my smile/lips.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music is life.
Here are a few of my faves, but the list is far too long to
The Tragically Hip, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Big Wreck,
Anything involving Ian Thornley, Pearl Jam, The Doors,
Alexisonfire, City & Colour, Anything involving Dallas Green,
Michael Franti, Beyoncee, Bif Naked, Fiona Apple, Amy Winehouse,
Linkin Park, Killswitch Engage, Joss Stone, Maroon 5, Sam Roberts,
Of Montreal, Little Dragon, The Beastie Boys, Rage Against the
Machine, wicked guitar solos, crazy drums, and beats that make me
want to dance. :-)
Books: I read anything - really. I haven't had the time to invest
in novels lately, so I've been devouring National Geographic and
writing my own pieces instead.
Movies: all things funny, thought provoking, or with explosions.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I break rules. These are not things I can't live without. They are
things I COULD live without but just don't want to. EVER. Here are
some of them:
My family (even my three big brothers who pick on me relentlessly),
My Friends, A journal, Music, Making out, Thunderstorms on a Sunday
morning, Dark roast coffee, Skor Bars, A good shoulder massage by
strong hands, My phone, Walking in the woods away from
civilization, Urban adventures, Road trips to pretty much anywhere,
A nice lean medium rare steak, A cold beer on a hot day, Sunsets
over the water, Skyscrapers, Mountains, Shoes, Just the right nail
polish colour to match that outfit, Video games, Swing sets, Those
perfect bras that are comfy AND make the girls look AMAZING... I
could keep going but you've stopped reading at this point.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people can't just appreciate the differences and spend less
time judging one another.
Our differences are what makes the human race what it is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Whatever it is... I'm enjoying myself. :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sing along to Bohemian Rhapsody in a very cheesy dramatic
falsetto. Almost every time I hear it. Unless I'm listening to my
iPod on the bus. Then I just do the headbanging part like in
Wayne's World. People seem to dig it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you approach life with honesty and a sense of humor.
You need a sense of humor to tolerate the likes of me.
Also if you're not an arrogant prick. I'm tired of those guys - and
there are PLENTY here. Confidence and arrogance are not the same
Confidence = Sexy
Arrogance = Ugly
Just keep that little gem in mind next time you catch yourself
fixing your hair in a storefront window as you walk by and repeat
I must not be a douchebag.
It will save you from your sad, sorry self.
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.