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23 Aurora, IL Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 21-27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 14
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Other but it’s not important
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi there :) My name is Sam. In a nut shell I'm weird, nerdy, overly hyper NOC shift CNA who takes care of the profoundly disabled. That's all I'm going to say about myself here, if you want to know more just ask, I don't bite, much.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working way to much, trying to get back into the work out scene, building my awesome collection of tattoos and all things deadpool, going back to school in the spring for my computer information systems degree.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading, listening, sarcasm, texting when I'm angry, driving while doing two different things(I'm a chick I multitask like a boss), being a professional pain in the ass to my friends.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height or my bright green eyes or my incredibly large nerdy glasses or possibly (just maybe) the cigarette hanging out of my mouth almost always (I smoke ALOT)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have a lot of favorite books, I can't just pick a few.
I'll watch any movie once. But I love love love me some horror movies.

I don't really watch a whole lot of TV but the shows I do keep up with are Game of Thrones, Bones, Big Bang Theory, Rizzoli and Isles, and Perception.

I am quite picky with my food, so it's a bit of a list, but you really want to go get into my heart, buy me pizza :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I would survive the zombie apocalypse, what life would be like to be a dog, what I'm gonna have for lunch, dinner or breakfast. What the meaning if life is.(42) All such interesting things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Binge watching something on Netflix, sitting in my yard having a bonfire drinking a beer, listening to obscenly loud music while pissing off old people as I drive around with nothing to do. You know, the usual.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am really looking for my Sir.

I am allergic to cats!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to? I don't know. I've been told I'm entertaining.