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SassyTattoo23

29 F Hudson, NC

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My self-summary... Hmmm... Dont you think its alittle funny to write a summary of yourself? I mean think about it, the idea of someone summarizing themselves requires honesty and unbiased opinion. I personally am very biased, so this is already half way screwed. Whatever, I'll give the pushy robot what it wants.

Here are some random facts about me....
-I have a habit of falling when walking UP a flight of stairs.
-I rarely cry, actually I have a hard time showing emotions in general.
-I always wear heels. My shortest pair are 3 inches.(I hate being short)
-Im a loud mouth and have a serious problem with not saying whatever pops into my head. No Brain-to-Mouth filter here.
-Im liberal... VERY liberal.
-I have a cat named Schooner who is the shiz. How many cats do you know that can walk on a leash and open doors?? Mine does.
-I have my ears gauged to a half inch and I also have my septum pierced. I get a kick out of body modification. I once considered it for a career.
-I have 16 tattoo's and plan on having full sleeves
-I'm PALE... Seriously. I'm paler then most Gingers..
-My best friend is a guy.
-I'm from MD/DC originally(Yes I'm a Yankee and F*ing proud of it)
-I cant stand the south. I realize how close minded that makes me sound but I have yet to meet a redneck who doesn't end up making me want to punch them in the face.
-I CONSTANTLY play music. From Bluegrass to Indie to Gangsta Rap to Boy Bands. I always have my ear buds in.
-I have a crush on Darth Vader... Empire strikes back was the shit.
-I love to make people laugh and I pull pranks, best one yet was freezing all of my fellow Junior girl scout's bras when we were on a camping trip. Ask me, I'll tell ya the story.
-I'm loyal beyond compare but if you cross me, you will see a side of me that you wish you hadn't.
-I wrote a list of 100 things I want to do before I die... Ive accomplished 6 things so far.
-I have a deep spiritual belief in Karma and reincarnation
-I have a deep love for pineapple and dark chocolate
-I live with my family but pay rent and all that good stuff. I don't mooch.
-I have 5 siblings. 2 of which I'm just starting to get to know
-I also help run my family's business. The hours are long, the work is hard but I love being here when my family needs me.
-I believe honesty is the most valuable thing in the world and also one of the rarest. I pride myself on always being honest, even when it hurts.
-I love to sing... but I'm tone deaf:)
-I can belch like a man(Having mainly guy friends has left me with odd talents)
-I want to be a pirate when I grow up... Or Jedi. Im not picky.
-I love art. I love to paint, sculpt and create something beautiful with crap I find.
-I still have to turn on a light before I can get out of bed so the boogie man doesnt get me.

Alright, enough about me. Tell me about you....
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working and working. Im also going back to school for a degree in Fine arts so I can make people fat for a living, all while making art using food.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh... It might be a career option.
Fixing things. Im a klutz and have to cover up my accidents.
Singing loudly & off key.
Cooking... And burning stuff. Ive managed to burn a cake while its still raw in the middle...TALENT.
Figuring people out. I notice things most people miss which allows me to be able to read people and figure out there actions.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes or my tattoo's. And my pale skin. Im like 1 shade away from albino.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Rant, Fight Club, Choke.. really any Palahniuk, the man is rad. Ender's game, Enders shadow, 1984, Hot zone, Cobra event, Interpreter of maladies, Pride & Prejudiced & zombies, World war Z, The Zombie survival guide, Any Shakespeare. I don't get many blocks of time to sit down and get into a book, but I enjoy it when I can.

Movies:The Crow,Nightmare before christmas, Boondock Saints, Fight club, legend, Breakfast at Tiffany's, A street car named desire, Guys and dolls, anchor man,Full Metal Alchemist, Scar Face, Sin City, Snatch, Lock stock & Two smoking barrels,Harry Potter,Finding nemo, Taladaga nights,Garden State,The Village,The Cell,Liar Liar, Any Batman,Crash,Pitch Black/Riddick,A very long engagement,American beauty,The warriors,Underworld 1&2,Apple seed, Moulin Rouge,The Piano, Ung Bac,The protector,the 40 year old virgin...

Music: You name it I love it. Killswitch Engage<3, Johnny Cash, Big bad voo doo daddy, Elvis, Muse, The used, Chevelle, Band of horses, Kings of Leon, My chemical Romance, Bush, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Pink, Katy Perry, Norah Jones, Tori Amos,30 seconds to mars, Avenge sevenfold, Gary Go, Vampire weekend, N_E_R_D, Biggie Smalls, Snoop Dog, Dr. Dre, Eminem, Salt and Peppa...and much, MUCH more...

Food: Im a totally foodie but my favorite food is Chinese/sushi. I also love BBQ, Italian and tex mex.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family
My Cat
Music
A good book
Laughter
My Dads BBQ
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why the world is the way it is and if we have any hope of changing and making things better. I also spend a good chunk of time noticing how behavioral conditioning plays apart in people's everyday basic actions.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. I work 6 days a week:)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have never been in love...
I pick my nose and wipe it on people who piss me off...
I also ate cat food when I was a toddler. Don't judge.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are 6ft. tall, muscular, with dark hair, light eyes, have a bunch of tattoo's and are witty.... Actually if your that, scratch the message... Will you marry me? Ahahahahaha.... Or...
You can say something other than "Nice Tats"... They are TATTOO's people, stop being lazy and learn how to spell a friggin' word. And if you message me to tell me how sexy tattoo's are on a chick, expect a rant & cussing in response:)