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Sassy_in_a_skirt

32 F Crystal Lake, IL

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 28–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:49pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four legs, four arms and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them apart, condemning them to spend their entire lives in search of their other half."

My friends typically describe me as "the funny one" in the group. I live to laugh and make others around me laugh.
I am looking for a guy who wants to be loved passionately and unconditionally. I'm a hopeless romantic, so I want someone who doesn't mind me showering him with affection. I want to find my best friend. I own my own home and I have a career. I am looking for someone who has their life together as well.

I have a very broad variety of interests. I enjoy going to festivals in the summer, cosplay, sushi, boating, live music (especially jazz and the oldies,) museums, art galleries, travel, trying new restaurants, did I say sushi?, action flicks, suspense thrillers, old horror movies and of course, comedies.

**DISCLAIMER**
I recently shaved my head and am now sporting a pixiehawk. I have a ton of recent pictures of me with my long hair, but it is gone now. See pixiehawk pictures for reference.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sva6Mn8gq3Q&feature=youtu.be

But also...
I am also a civil rights activist focusing primarily on the gay rights and womens' rights. I would love to leave my footprint in the world as both as an activist and in a political capacity. I truly believe that if small improvements are made by the individual, then large changes can be made for the world. We did not inherit the earth; we are borrowing it from our children and they deserve better. That is the core of my motivation.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pretending that I loosened the pickle jar for you.

Sweating awesomeness.

Building forts. Lego's or blankets- pick your poison.

Being the front spoon.

Being romantic in very unexpected and somewhat cheesy ways.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People generally notice my eyes. They are big, blue and completely give away my emotions.
Or...
They notice my wits. Hey, stop staring.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Republic by Plato literally changed my life. The Hours is the most poetic novel I have ever read. For good laughs, I read Christopher Moore. Lamb is an excellent book.

My favorite movies include: Sixteen Candles, St. Elmo's Fire, the Devil Wears Prada, Love Actually, Hitchcock flicks, 300, Pirates of the Caribbean, Pretty Woman, Dirty Dancing, Elizabeth, Braveheart, Closer, Gladiator, Fight Club, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Pulp Fiction, Office Space, Juno, Zoolander, Benny and Joon, Superbad, Indiana Jones movies, Almost Famous, Interview with the Vampire, High Fidelity, Ever After, anything with Vince Vaughn.

I don't watch a ton of tv, but when I do, I love Archer, House of Cards, Dexter, Mad Men, Family Guy, and Game of Thrones.

And as far as music goes, I like Buddy Holly, the Cars, Carol King, Florence and the Machine, John Lennon, Michael Buble, Nora Jones, Alanis Morissette, Coldplay, Counting Crows, Madonna, U2, Aerosmith, Elton John, James, Fiona Apple, Duffy, the Culture Club, Michael Jackson, Kings of Leon, the White Stripes, Tommy James and the Shondells, et al

I am a bit of a foodie. I love trying new cuisines and I will put just about anything in my mouth at least once:) Authentic French cuisine is definitely my favorite, however. I am a steak and taters kind of girl and there is nothing better than bacon wrapped filet mignon. Mmmm, meat wrapped in more meat. Oh, and SUSHI!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cherry chapstick- the lesbians love it.
Lotion- I do have the softest skin you will ever touch. Also, I have to put the lotion on my skin so I don't get the hose again.
Sushi!- But not in a lesbian kind of way :)
My voice- I am very opinionated and I feel the need to express myself at times. One of my greatest joys is putting a smile on peoples' faces. That is something that is better accomplished when you can verbalize your witty banter.
My education- knowledge is power.
My kids- yes, I am a mom, so if that is a deal breaker, let's not waste each other's time.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If it is my sole purpose in life to remain single and drive up Duracell stock for shareholders.

How sexy it is when a guy knows how to insert a semicolon.

Why honey badger don't give a shit?

Also wondering why guys post shirtless pictures of themselves? It is a huge turnoff. It kind of implies one of two things: 1) "I am so void of personality that the only possible way I can get a date is by stripping down." 2) "I am way too into myself to ever be into you." Don't do it guys. It is cheesy and desperate.

If our emotional scars were suddenly physical manifestations, what hideous, disfigured creatures we would be.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I like to sometimes go sit at a coffee shop and get some work done. Once in a while I will try out a new restaurant, see a band or check out some stand-up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I actually liked the movie "Showgirls". Please don't tell anyone, it's not the kind of information that I want leaked all over the internet or on some random dating site.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're up for some shenanigans.

You have a thing for geeky girls.

You are good at assassinating spiders.

You're an awesome atheist with an ungodly sense of humor.

You know some great and unexpected Chuck Norris jokes. Speaking of which, did you know that Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas? Jesus Christ can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land. Chuck Norris is so strong, he can gargle peanut butter. Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare, he only eats baby unicorns.

You sincerely believe that chivalry (not in the medieval, jousting kind of way) is not dead. Gentleman=hotness. Seriously, I am not one of those girls who will rip you a new one for holding the door open for me. Quite the opposite. You take me out, hold the door open, take my jacket, pull my chair out... any or all of the above... swoon.

You actually intend on asking me out on a date. You automatically lose 10 brownie points if you ask me out for drinks as our first date.

If I will not tower over you in my heels.

You do not have a Jesus fish on the back of your car.

The law does not require you to wear an ankle bracelet.