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Satorical

44 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am awesome wrapped in humble.

Walking around town with a friend, discovering and enjoying new things is my idea of a fine time. I have great friends, and am loyal.

I like laughing to the point of tears. If we crack each other up, that's perfect.

I've run six marathons, Hood to Coast once, and the Ragnar NW Passage Relay twice. My next full marathon will be Vancouver B.C. in spring 2015.

Just for fun, here's my fantasy dinner guest list:

Garry Trudeau
Kurt Vonnegut
Jon Stewart
Kristen Wiig
Tina Fey
Roger Ebert
Julie Taymor
You
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a contract analyst, and I write reports about renewable energy. I love the contracting life. I have a nice amount of free time, and I'm doing exactly the type of work I want, working from home. Life is good.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening. Coming up with fun stuff to do. Being affectionate. Giving space. Encouragement. Making things happen when it counts.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am easy to follow through a crowd.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Fiction: TC Boyle, Janice Galloway, Mark Helprin, James Kelman, Jonathan Lethem, Nabokov, O'Connor, Vonnegut, Philip K. Dick, Willam Gibson, Raymond Carver, Banana Yoshimoto.

Nonfiction: Mary Roach (Gulp, Stiff, Bonk), Robert Glennon (Unquenchable: America's Water Crisis and What To Do About It), Jeff Wilson (The Manhattan Project of 2009: Energy Independence Now!). Samantha Bee.

Primer, The Good The Bad The Weird. Blade Runner, Primer, Amadeus, City of Lost Children, Brazil, All Coen Brothers, Gilliam, and Burton. Until The End of the World. District 9. In The Mood For Love/2046. Red/White/Blue. The Fall. The Fantastic Mr. Fox. Moon. Most Danny Boyle and Julie Taymor movies.

TV: Doctor Who, 30 Rock, Bob's Burgers, The Daily Show, Breaking Bad, Justified, Archer, Sherlock, Louis, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead.

Bad Religion, Battles, John Coltrane, Concrete Blonde, The Creatures, Devo, Drivin' N' Cryin', Eurythmics, Front 242, Peter Gabriel, The Jody Grind, Th' Legendary Shack Shakers, Living Colour, Men at Work, Gary Numan, Radiohead, Rush, Social Distortion, Sugar, Tool, VNV Nation. In fact, I'm probably rockin' out to VNV Nation *right now*. I love that there's a new generation of synthpop happening; it's a nice antidote to the blase rock god band of the week.

Newer: CHVRCHES, Galactic, Snarky Puppy

My favorite meal: sauteed peppers and onions, and fried plaintains, in Nicaragua.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Running shoes, coffee, newspapers (fine, news sites), The Marmot (my windbreaker), and a sense of humor. Five's fine for me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Comedy, politics, the move away from fossil fuels, how to avoid stretching.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There are no typical Friday nights, but I do love live music, comedy, and movies. Sometimes I have to go to sleep early to be up for a Saturday run. Other times I enjoy hitting the occasional dive bar or finding some decent fun theater.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm in a weight-loss challenge with my dad. So in addition to running, I'm becoming one of those people who goes to the gym a lot. Yay?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a brilliant, hilarious supermodel who wants to go at it like a crazed weasel. CALL ME!

Honestly, just message me. We'll take it from there.