Okay, what's with this recent crop of banner ads promising to get me "Ripped In 4 Weeks"?  They're even on OkC now (at least if you're male - any corroboration from women here? I hope not?), and they're probably even more annoying/ridiculous/an indictment of the stinking wasteland of mainstream American culture than the Evony ads that preceded them.

It's a given that these supplements are probably a scam - apart from the biology/physics involved, the linked page has two screens' worth of fine print hanging off the bottom, mostly dealing with deferred liability and credit card autocharges.

Secondly, though - and most importantly - even if these products work, I do not desire a CARNIVAL BOD.  Men's nipples should not point downward.  End of story.