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28 M Toronto, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 30
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Not at all
Other, and laughing about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), Italian (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Update: I have a girlfriend. Don't mess with her, she's a black belt. We are swingers. Hoping to meet some calamitous couples or luscious ladies on here :)

You say tomato, I say rhinoceros. Rules don't apply. I love life with a passion. I live life with a passion. I breathe deep, walk tall, and talk slow. I smile a lot, laugh a lot, and eat a lot.

I am passionate, light-hearted, relaxed.

I believe in getting to know people for real. If you're looking for a penpal, you've come to the wrong place. If you're interesting, engaging, and can take a joke, expect me to ask you out almost immediately. Life's too short to be swapping emails on a dating site. You've been warned :)
What I’m doing with my life

I sit around in my business and tell people how to run their underwear.... Dammit dyslexia!

Studied Cognitive science and Sociology. Cognitive Science is a mix of the 4 nerdiest things you can study: Psychology, Philosophy, Linguistics, and Computer Programming (gag)...but miraculously, when you put them together they make the coolest subject ever, one that allows you to program people and robots with equal ease! You've been warned ;)

On my spare time:
I have a chronic need to be constantly stimulated. Djing (I'm known as DJ Madhatter to the denizens of the toronto clubbing scene), acting, dancing, drumming (West African Djembe and Dununba), piloting, archery, snowboarding, racing, hockey, fencing, pool... that keeps me busy when I'm not out eating sushi like it's going out of style...
I’m really good at
Heresy, reading you like a pop-up book, laughing at myself, hockey, pool, strategic board games
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A few choice tidbits:

Books: Jack London, Neal Stephenson, Fantasy, Psychology

Movies: Mystic River, Equilibrium, Closer, Young People Fucking (don't let the title fool you, it's actually about young people almost, awkwardly, and only occasionally fucking)

Shows: Game of Thrones, Suits, Breaking Bad, Battlestar Galactica

Music: Electro, Country, Opera, 90s hits

Food: Sushi, Indian, Steak, Thai
The six things I could never do without
Dancing all-nighters, sex, a reason d'etre, my personal bubble, love, and a challenge
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How the whole of Toronto didn't instantaneously and simultaneously move to Fucking, Austria (actually a real place) the moment Rob Ford stepped into office
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing something illegal, immoral or fattening, or possibly all 3 depending on where you're from and your religious affiliations.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm straight-edge with one vice... and it's not knitting
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you're ready to have your mind turned inside-out and your world turned upside-down.... or you enjoy the combination of dancing, sushi, cuddling, all-out bedroom pillow brawls, exploring the city, competition, fine dining, and relaxing at home watching TED talks.

...and you're ok with the fact that I'm in a very happy open relationship :)