About me?
- I completely ignore the high-altitude instructions while baking with no adverse effects.
- Costco pays ME to be a member.
- When I wake up, my bed is already made.
- Infants change their own diapers in my presence.
- My recycling receptacle is twice as big and emptied twice as often as my trash can.

Also, I'm a 98% match, 97% friend, 3% enemy with myself. I've also decided I'm only going to converse with women whose "Enemy" rating is above 90%. Sure I may not find love, but life'll be a helluva lot more entertaining.

1) moving to Colorado (a state I've never been to) to work in education (a field I've never worked in).
2) living outside my comfort zone (i.e. autodidacticism)
3) planning my travel to Antarctica, or Europe, or Asia, or South America
4) Training for marathons because I hate running. Yeah, you read that right.

Checking grammar. If you don't know how many periods are in an ellipsis, or don't know the difference between "allude" or "elude," well...

It's not me, it's you.

That I'm alive and cogent (hopefully), and with people who are laughing.

People legitimately notice my positive energy, and are usually concerned when I'm not borderline effusive. I take this as a good thing.

Books: I'm on a two books per month kick, and most of it is Non-Fiction. That led me to Team of Rivals about Abraham Lincoln, which is one of the best books I've ever read. I do love Roald Dahl though, especially his twisted short stories for adults.

Movies: So many, but they include the two Kill Bill movies, Life of Pi, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, Children of Men, The Three Amigos, The Matrix, Love Actually

Music: Anything. (Although I'm partial to songs that leave a little more to the imagination than "I want to be on you").

Food: I'll try anything, and I love most foods, but I generally eat healthy and organic. If I can't trace it back to the farm in two steps, I won't eat it regularly.

Be healthy and active. Not just for me, but for yourself.

1) Parents
2) Passport
3) Guitar
4) Laughter
5) Blinding yet unwavering optimism
6) Numerical or alphabetical lists (with parenthetical asides)

Where to buy a good onesie, preferably a Disney one.

How the fresh almond butter at Whole Foods tastes so good, even without high fructose corn syrup, artificial flavors, or coloring.

Chuck Klosterman's "23 Questions I Ask Everybody In Order to Decide Whether I Can Truly Love Them."
http://melanism.com/2006/07/chuck-klostermans-23-questions-i-ask.html

Sleeping. After doing all sorts of amazing things that bystanders immediately go home and Twitter about.

That I'll reveal almost anything about me.

...in person. ;-)

...you want to. You've been gifted the freedom of choice, after all.

Anyone has ever said you remind them of Marion Cotillard, Sienna Miller, or Kate Beckinsale (inclusive of accent).

You find this video absolutely and utterly hilarious and amazing (especially the last 15 seconds):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28KobNbbI2s

You read The Economist regularly.

You like watching Premier League soccer.