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HideGlassPlastic

26 M Toronto, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:31pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
“You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.”
― Tina Fey
The above quote probably doesn't reflect well on me, I laughed heartily at this this judge me as you see fit. I do tend to find the humour and lighter side of things in life. I don't believe in staying angry, bitter or resentful of situations, there's isn't enough time and energy for it.

I'm a big kid at heart: I specialize in the construction of blanket burritos and blanket forts, cereal is a meal (sometimes, and I'm never too old to watch Spongebob.

I'm an everything tooth: I believe Ice cream is the best fuel prior to playing basketball, ultimate, football and hockey. There are very few things I won't eat, I might be related to Kim Jong Un

I'm an avid sports fan: The Leafs and Raptors have Stockholm Syndrome'd me, no matter how much these teams get pooped on I can't get myself away from following them.

I dance: terribly. You know that wacky inflatable arm guy? He's a better dancer than me, I can't do those moves.
What I’m doing with my life
Living downtown, working downtown in Marketing, going all over the place to meet with friends and family. Recently I've caught a bit of an entrepreneurial bug so I'm spending any spare time pursuing that stuff.

Constantly trying to improve, I think I've taken on a few too many things at once, trying to scale back and focus on the priorities.
I’m really good at
- High fives
- Eggs, I'm always trying new cooking techniques and recipes, but eggs are my domain.
- I'm usually a quick study at board/video games and sports.
- My mom says I'm cool
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm very animated and I remind people of Homer Simpson in my mannerisms.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Pixar Movies, Zoolander, The Truman Show, Amelie, Miyazaki movies, Grave of the Fireflies, Lost in Translation, 12 Angry Men, all Wes Anderson and Tarantino, Anchorman

TV Shows: Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Game of Thrones, The Simpsons, The Wire, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Louie, The Fresh Prince of Bel Air and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Music: Arcade Fire, Radiohead, Arctic Monkeys, The Shins, Queen, The Beatles, The Black Keys, Kid Cudi, MGMT, Kanye West, Beirut, Modest Mouse, Stars, Miles Davis, Chet Baker, Billie Holiday and Ella Fitzgerald

Food: EVERYTHING, I love all kinds of cuisine, I can't pinpoint a favourite.

Books: I used to be a huge bookworm and it somehow fell off, I'm getting back into it, just read: Ender's Game currently: 4 hour work week, next: 1984/Animal Farm
The six things I could never do without
Outside of basics such as Friends, Family and Sustenance:

- Laughing, I couldn't imagine going a day without chuckling at something or other
- The Internet, I actually felt withdrawal symptoms when my internet went out for a couple days back in '05 it was traumatic
- Sports: Participation and spectatoring, it's a big resource to satiate my competitiveness
- Freshly ground coffee and a big breakfast on weekends
- Shorts at home: Don't you hate pants?
- Something to learn: whether it's an instrument or language (coding or verbal) or just general knowledge, going to bed knowing something you didn't know when you woke up is really important to me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"You'll be fine. You're 25. Feeling unsure and lost is part of your path. Don't avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and use it. Take a breath. You'll be okay. Even if you don't feel okay all the time." - Louis CK

- What I'm supposed to be doing on this pale blue dot
- What is the best breed of dog if I were to get to get a dog?
- If I combined this food with this food would it taste good? What if I deep fried it?
- Can I pull off orange? (no)
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying a new restaurant or at a favourite one, catching a movie, hanging out with friends, relaxing at home or playing some sort of sport.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
1. I've watched several seasons of the Jersey Shore which means I'm basically a terrible human being.

2. I am absolutely winless in Settlers of Catan, my friends and family now specifically sabotage me to keep the streak alive. This is over a span of maybe 15 games.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like what you see/read. I think I'm fairly approachable. If you think Masai Ujiri will lead us the promise land and want to talk about it, if you think comedies and tragedies are meant to be shared experiences, if you love food, if you can laugh at almost anything, if you have extra room in your blanket fort, if you think you can beat me in a no-laughing contest, if you even feel the slightest notion to hit that message button, do it!