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SayHeyToJake

36 Bensalem, PA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:59am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Education
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello people of the internet.
My name is Jake.

So about me.
I'm a few years in to a career switch, I am a Special Education/ESL teacher, and coordinator of the stage crew and a/v team for the theater department middle school age students. I love what I do.

I am in grad school and inching my way ever so much closer to finally earning a Master's Degree at Temple U. (I'm hoping to be done by the end of 2015.)

I can quote the following movies word for word:
Ghostbusters, The Breakfast Club, Goonies, Fight Club, and Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

I love music, the outdoors, humor, Philadelphia, Philly Sports (but mostly Flyers hockey, and Phillies baseball), comics, horror and comedy movies, and traveling.

I can be a bit of a sarcastic bastard at times.
If you like sarcasm, you might find it funny.
If you don't like sarcasm, you might think I'm kind of a dick.
I'm okay with either. I like being me.

I the past I have worked as the following: radio DJ, music promoter, sound guy, and Philly tour guide.
I still love my music, but now its a hobby.
I still love touring people around my favorite city, but now I just do it for out of town friends and family.
Sometimes it's better to keep hobbies as hobbies.

Things that I enjoy include: craft beer, good whiskey, trips to the beach or mountains, exploring new places, record and book stores, music festivals, comedy shows, hiking trails, art galleries, old video games (i.e. Atari, Genesis, Nintendo games), and museums.

I'm a bit of a leftist, politically.
I've been called a "socialist," by family members.
I don't really enjoy political talk though.
So if you agree with me, fantastic.
If not, that's cool too, you do your thing, I'll do mine, and we can keep sharing this world and making the best of it.
However, if you are the religious type or extremely conservative in your views, we can be friends, but being anything closer than that would probably be insanely difficult.

I am over 35 years old and the following things still bring a smile to my face:
- longboard skateboarding
-riding a bike
-trampolines
-traveling by train
-skee-ball
-Halloween
- Comic and Horror conventions

I'm pretty sure my outlook on life, the world, and encounters with other people all stem from an amazing quote I heard in the movie BILL & TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE as a kid,
"Be excellent to each other, and party on dudes."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Teaching middle school.
Trying to complete grad school.
Spending time with friends.
Laughing as much as possible.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with anyone who is willing...
Traveling when I have the time and money.
Constantly finding new ways to be a better me.
Getting back in to playing my bass and guitar. (I've been out of practice a few years)
Learning to play an instrument I picked up traveling a few summers back called a churango, which is kind of like a ten stringed South American ukulele.
Counting down the days till summer, and planning travel adventures, baseball games, beach and mountain journeys, and camping trips.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
People tell me I'm a good listener, and that I can somehow stay calm in almost any situation..

Okay something I'm really good at.... Tetris, yes that old puzzle game for the original Nintendo. That was my favorite. I rule at that.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can talk about anything, but I won't generally start the conversation.

I'm really calm most of the time..
I probably look like I'm thinking really hard, but the chances are I'm just singing whatever song is stuck in my head.

Physically, I'm not sure. you tell me....

I once had a stranger on a Septa bus approach me and tell me I have very unique eyes.
That was kind of fun, but it also creeped me out a little.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
I like comedy, biography, political, and counter culture literature.

"Junkie," by William S. Burroughs, "Rum Diary" by by Hunter S. Thompson, " "Just Kids" by Patti Smith, "Black Spring" by Henry Miller", "Chelsea Horror Hotel" by Dee Dee Ramone, Mexico City Blues,"by Jack Kerouac, "God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian," by Kurt Vonnegut,
"The Catcher In The Rye," by J.D. Salinger, "Get In The Van" by Henry Rollins

Movies:
I like horror, comedies, comic book films, dramas, action movies, thrillers, cult, foreign, indie, documentary, geeky music films... a little of everything.

Here's my favorite movies
The Goonies, Fight Club, Run Lola Run, O Brother Where Art Thou?, The People Under The Stairs, The Lost Boys,
Charlie & The Chocolate Factory, Stand By Me, Big Fish, Do The Right Thing, Empire Records, Basketball Diaries, A Knight's Tale,
Dazed and Confused, Almost Famous, Bad Santa, American Hardcore, Zombieland, Rock N Roll High School, Miracle, The Warriors, & Almost Famous.

Music:
Punk rock, hardcore, ska, & hip-hop, are kind of the roots of what I grew up on. But I dabble into the classic rock, indie/alternative, reggae, metal, hardcore, blues, and country.
I'll give pretty much anything a try.
Not much of an electronic music fan though.

Some Current Favorites:
Corey Brannon, Dr. Dog, Fucked Up, Gallows, Kurt Vile, The War On Drugs, Royal Blood, Black Mountain. Mischief Brew, OFF!, Pissed Jeans, Queens of The Stone Age,, Royal Blood, Sharon Jones & The Dap Kings, A Sunny Day in Glasgow, The Menzingers

Favorites: Jimi Hendrix, Neil Young & Crazy Horse, Creedence Clearwater Revival, AVAIL, Bouncing Souls, Madball, Beck, Flaming Lips, The Roots, Wu-Tang Clan, Social Distortion, Jackson 5, Dead Boys, Cypress Hill, Hank 3, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, Led Zeppelin, Sonic Youth, Johnny Cash, Pixies, Joan Jett, New York Dolls, Bob Marley, Hepcat, The Rolling Stones, Misfits, Tom Waits, Black Mountain, Cro-Mags, Sick Of It All, Ac/Dc.

I also just love checking out some little act of any musical genre live at a small venue/dive bar.

TV:
I don't have cable, so its hard to stay current. I watch lots of the popular shows on Netflix, Hulu, or Amazon, but I'm usually a season behind.
Current Favorites:
The League, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Walking Dead, Lillyhammer, Shameless, Arrested Development, Game of Thrones, The Daily Show, Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee, Bobs Burgers, South Park, The Daily Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force (number 1 in the hood G....)

Comedians: Mitch Hedberg, Ralphie May, Dmetri Martin, Sarah SIlverman, Eugene Muerman.

Food: I'll try anything, though I'm not big on things that are very spicy. I like seafood. Vegetarian food is usually good, but so are BBQ ribs. Japanese is probably my favorite.
But nothing with mushrooms, or cooked carrots because that's just gross.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Friends & family
2. music, art, books.
3. Pilot G2 pens
4. Apple Technology
5. Google maps
6. Philadelphia
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-The future.
- What I want to do next.
- my career.
- Did people take pictures of themselves in bathroom mirrors before social networking sites existed?
-My students.
- What the hell makes people want to listen to Nickelback?
- Why is Philly's subway system so lame compared to other cities?
- Where the hell did I put my cell phone?
- How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sometimes out at a bar on Girard Ave with some friends, eating a burger, drinking a beer, watching a band, and hanging out.

Sometimes rocking out at a show at a place like The TLA, KungFuNecktie, The Trocadero, or Union Transfer.

Sometimes sitting on a couch at a friends house watching a Flyers Phillies 76ers, Temple Owls, or other sports game.

And sometimes at home relaxing, cooking dinner, and watching a good movie..

Anything goes really, it depends what mood I'm in.

Worst case scenario, I'm sitting at the bar of a Big Heads out in the burbs, but hey at least it gets me out of the house.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once went to a palm reader and was told I have no lifeline.
When I told this to my Dad he told me it's because I stopped breathing as an infant and wasn't supposed to live.

You know how they say you forget how to ride a bike?
Well I didn't ride one from the time I was 6 and got my first skateboard till my junior year in college... and I did.
Being the doofus in a helmet having friends train you to ride a bike on a college campus, has made for some stories over the years that my friends never seem to forget...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are fun.
You don't take life to seriously.
You like to laugh.
You will come to a Flyers game or comedy show in the winter.
You will come with me to a Phillies game, rock show, camping trip or music festival in the summer.
You can make me laugh.
You want to travel or can show me new places.
You are not afraid of the outdoors.
You can teach me something new
You enjoy life.
You are not a raging crack or meth head.