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SayHeyToJake

36 Bensalem, PA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:53pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Education
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi I'm Jake.

I'm all of the following things:
Teacher, music enthusiast, sarcastic bastard, crazy liberal, goofball,student, dreamer, traveler, skater,writer, Philly sports fan, amateur Philadelphia tour guide, and overall good dude.

I'm a Philadelphia Sports fan.
I love the Phillies and The Flyers.
I try with the 76ers, but it's just hard.

I listen to a bunch of podcasts.
I used to do my own podcast, then life got busy.
I'd like to do one again someday.

I am over 30 years old and the following things still bring a smile to my face:
-skateboarding
-riding a bike
-trampolines
-traveling by train
-skeeball
-Halloween

I enjoy craft beers, record stores, museums, art, book stores.
Trips to the beach mountains, or a music festival.

I like to travel.

People tell me I'm funny.
I don't try to be, but if somebody thinks I am I'll take the compliment.

I'm incredibly sarcastic.
If you like sarcasm, you'll probably be someone I can share a lot of laughs with.
If you don't like sarcasm, you'll probably think I'm a dick....
I'm okay with that.

I'm pretty sure my outlook on life, the world, and encounters with other people all stem from an amazing quote I heard in the movie BILL & TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE as a kid,
"Be excellent to each other, and party on dudes."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Still finding my place in life.

I'm a Special Ed. Teacher.
In the past I've been a music promotor, and radio DJ.
I've liked each of them, but I'm still not sure I've found the thing I will do forever...

I'm in grad school at Temple University working towards my Masters Degree.

I'm learning pottery. It's fun. Sometimes it's just a way to have an excuse as an adult to make a mess and get my hands dirty, but sometimes something really cool comes out of it.

I recently joined a gym.
I'm trying to live a bit healthier, or at least have a way to clear the stresses of the work world.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
People tell me I'm a good listener, and that I can somehow stay calm in almost any situation..

Okay something I'm really good at.... Tetris, yes that old puzzle game for the original Nintendo. That was my favorite. I rule at that.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can talk about anything, but I won't generally start the conversation.

I'm really calm most of the time..
I probably look like I'm thinking really hard, but the chances are I'm just singing whatever song is stuck in my head.

Physically I guess the first thing people notice is when I let it grow out I have a really curly blonde fro that forms on top of my head, that alway appears out of control. If you see it you will probably think I either just woke up or appear to be insane.

I'm telling you though I'm awake and quite sane, I just have a crazy head of hair.

I once had a stranger on a Septa bus approach me and tell me I have very unique eyes.
That was kind of fun, but it also creeped me out a little.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
I like comedy, biography, political, and counter culture literature

2015 Reads... So Far.
"America Again" by Stephen Colbert
"Black Spring" by Henry Miller

Some all time favorites:

"Junkie," by William S. Burroughs, "Mexico City Blues,"by Jack Kerouac, "God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian," by Kurt Vonnegut,
"The Catcher In The Rye," by J.D. Salinger, "Get In The Van" by Henry Rollins

Movies:
I like horror, comedies, comic book films, dramas, action movies, thrillers, cult, foreign, indie, documentary, geeky music films... a little of everything.

Here's my favorite movies
The Goonies, Fight Club, Run Lola Run, O Brother Where Art Thou?, The People Under The Stairs, The Lost Boys,
Charlie & The Chocolate Factory, Stand By Me, Big Fish, Do The Right Thing, Empire Records, Basketball Diaries, A Knight's Tale,
Dazed and Confused, Almost Famous, Bad Santa, American Hardcore, Zombieland, Rock N Roll High School, Miracle, The Warriors

Music:
I'm all over the place with my music taste.
I listen to: classic rock, hip-hop, indie/alternative, blues, Punk/Hardcore/Ska, reggae, country.
I'll give pretty much anything a try.
Not much of an electronic music fan though.

Some Current Favorites:
Corey Brannon, Dr. Dog, Fucked Up, Gallows, Bouncing Souls, Kurt Vile, The War On Drugs, Black Mountain. Mischief Brew, Moorhead,Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, OFF!, Wu-Tang Clan, Pissed Jeans, Queens of The Stone Age,, Royal Blood, Sharon Jones & The Dap Kings, A Sunny Day in Glasgow, The Menzingers

All Time Favorites:
Desert Island Three: Ramones, Beastie Boys, Ac/Dc

Other favorites: Black Sabbath, Jimi Hendrix, Bouncing Souls, Beck, The Flaming Lips, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Bad Brains, Wu Tang Clan, The Roots, Social Distortion, The Jackson 5, The Clash, The Beatles, Iron Maiden, Sonic Youth, Dead Boys, Beach Boys, Bob Marley, Sublime, Hank III, Johnny Cash, Cypress Hill, Tom Waits, Led Zeppelin, Pixies, Joan Jet.

TV:
I mostly binge watch most shows when they make it to Netflix and Hulu.
So some I've enjoyed watching
The League, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Walking Dead, Lillyhammer, Shameless, Arrested Development, Game of Thrones, The Daily Show, & South Park.

Food: I'll try anything, though I'm not big on things that are very spicy. I like seafood. Vegetarian food is usually good, but so are BBQ ribs. Japanese is probably my favorite.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Friends & family
2. music, art, books.
3. Pilot G2 pens
4. technology (computer, phone, ipad, etc.)
5. GPS
6. Philadelphia
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-The future.
- What I want to do next.
- my career.
- Did people take pictures of themselves in bathroom mirrors before social networking sites existed?
-My students.
- What the hell makes people want to listen to Nickelback?
- Why is Philly's subway system so lame compared to other cities?
- Where the hell did I put my cell phone?
- How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sometimes out at a bar on Girard Ave with some friends, eating a burger, drinking a beer, watching a band, and hanging out.

Sometimes rocking out at a show at a place like The TLA, KungFuNecktie, The Trocadero, or Union Transfer.

Sometimes sitting on a couch at a friends house watching a Flyers Phillies 76ers, Temple Owls, or other sports game.

And sometimes at home relaxing, cooking dinner, and watching a good movie..

Anything goes really, it depends what mood I'm in.

Worst case scenario, I'm sitting at the bar of a Big Heads out in the burbs, but hey at least it gets me out of the house.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once went to a palm reader and was told I have no lifeline.
When I told this to my Dad he told me it's because I stopped breathing as an infant and wasn't supposed to live.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are fun.
You don't take life to seriously.
You like to laugh.
You will come to a flyers game with me.
You can make me laugh.
You want to travel or can show me new places.
You are not afraid of the outdoors.
You can teach me something new
You have a career or at least some career goals.
You'll come with me to a rock show.
You are not a raging meth head.
You have the majority of your teeth .