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52 F Rolla, MO

My Details

Last Online
Nov 13, 2006
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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I bet a lot of mimes choke to death because nobody believes they're really choking. Doctors say I have a multiple personality, but we don't agree with that. I almost had a psychic boyfriend, but he left me before we met! I know who the great Oz is, I peeked behind the curtain. But I'll never tell.

I am eclectic, clutzy, and sleepy
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
The right to bear arms is slightly less ludicrous than the right to arm bears. If you can't say anything nice, come sit by me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. I make really good shadow puppets. I speak other languages, unfortunately, there is no one that understands. I also like video games.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Why do people say "no offense" when they're about to offend someone?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my pikachu pillow Chuck Norris erector Beware of Satan sign (for the mormons who come knocking)..the dot key on my keyboard.............see? cheese..
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
dr suess,dr spock, dr zavago,dr doom,dr.pepper and why they all have PHD's.. Eat a live toad first thing in the morning, and nothing worse can happen to you the rest of the day.If the #2 pencil is so popular why is it still #2? If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet? When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
We can't all be heroes, someone has to sit on the sidelines and clap as they go by.A life? Cool! Where do I download one of those? I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Work? Yea, i tried it once, worst 7 minutes of my life!
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 33–90
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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know the secret ingredient in Red Diamond Tea, you are a human male and you can spell, have a unique sense of humor and dont look like Shrek. If you're Irish or a geek, you have a special place in my heart. Yes, I'm on myspace. No, I wont do your laundry.