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31 Silver Spring, MD Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 27–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:42am
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Christianity, and laughing about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm not a nerd in the nose-in-the-books all the time sense but brainy things make me wayyyy excited. I'm a die-hard Steelers fan. Also, Caps hockey. There's logic there, I swear!

I am goofy, easily distracted, and mischievous; my primary motivation is curiosity.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to save the world one map at a time. Thinking about a programming class or something. Got nephews and niece to snuggle, spoil and take to Hershey Park so I'm good with that for now but wouldn't mind some of my own someday.

Being outside, potentially muddy, and potentially with a drink in my hand. Any is acceptable; all of the above is preferred.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Paddling, wandering, finding new fishing spots. Ruining fruit by baking it into delightful desserts.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Shameless, giggling, ginger. And I'm an instigator. May or may not follow up; that's what catalysts are for.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
a) Herman Hesse - Siddhartha, James Michener - The Drifters, Bronte - Jane Eyre. Roommate gave me a reading list to include the Odyssey, the Iliad and The Histories. So that's next once I finish GoT book 1.

b) Bad Lifetime movies, Follow That Bird, Office Space, Ghostbusters, Caddyshack, Animal House, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Dogma, The Shining, Rosemary's Baby.

TV - Treme, True Detective, The Americans. Adventure Time. Watched LOST years after everyone else did and loved it, finally over the shameless reality fry-my-brain stuff.

c)David Allan Coe, Doobie Brothers, 311, DMX, Steely Dan, Missy Elliot, Led Zeppelin, Incubus, Green Day, NOFX, Tenacious D, Phil Collins, Ted Leo & the Pharmacists, George Strait, old House, DnB.

d)I'll try anything once. Me gusta weird Ukrainian foods cuz they're a pain to make and I never eat 'em except when I'm at family things or have 8 hours to break out some damn good holupki (yes, they passed the church lady test).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good hiking boots, open windows, too-ripe mangoes, late night chats with my sister, some sort of wheels, hippie chapstick
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why guys on OKCupid think shirtless pics are going to bring all the ladies to the yard..

Okay, maybe not a lot of time spent thinking about that.. but really? It doesn't work for us like it works in transverse for y'all.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Gcal says masquerading, plotting future shenanigans, flogging Molly (who is she, and why is everyone flogging her?), bowling, O's games.. stuff like that, I guess?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a latent hippie. Not fully blossoming yet, but it's inevitable... and becoming more and more real. I'm all super-liberated independent woman 'til I can't get the lid off my curry kraut with my tiny hands.

And yes, I really am trying to quit smoking - since February, cold turkey! A few slip ups but nothing irreparable.
You should message me if
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You'd like to. I'm not really here for a hookup, btw. Don't want something super serious super quick either; happy medium?

Also, I don't like limiting myself and never say never... but I don't think the unicorn polyamorous triad thing is for me.