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31 F Silver Spring, MD

My Details

Last Online
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5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Christianity, and laughing about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm not a nerd in the nose-in-the-books all the time sense but brainy things make me wayyyy excited. I'm a die-hard Steelers fan. Also, Caps hockey. There's logic there, I swear!

I am goofy, easily distracted, and mischievous.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to save the world one map at a time. Thinking about a programming class or something. Got nephews and niece to snuggle, spoil and take to Hershey Park so I'm good with that for now but wouldn't mind some of my own someday.

Being outside, potentially muddy, and potentially with a drink in my hand. Any is acceptable; all of the above is preferred.
I’m really good at
Paddling, wandering, finding new fishing spots. Ruining fruit by baking it into delightful desserts.
The first things people usually notice about me
Shameless, giggling, ginger. And I'm an instigator. May or may not follow up; that's what catalysts are for.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
a) Herman Hesse - Siddhartha, James Michener - The Drifters, Bronte - Jane Eyre. Roommate gave me a reading list to include the Odyssey, the Iliad and The Histories. So that's next once I finish GoT book 1.

b) Bad Lifetime movies, Follow That Bird, Office Space, Ghostbusters, Caddyshack, Animal House, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Dogma, The Shining, Rosemary's Baby.

TV - Treme, True Detective, The Americans. Adventure Time. Watched LOST years after everyone else did and loved it, shamelessly enjoy HGTV and a few other crappy reality shows...

c)David Allan Coe, Doobie Brothers, 311, DMX, Steely Dan, Missy Elliot, Led Zeppelin, Incubus, Green Day, NOFX, Tenacious D, Phil Collins, Ted Leo & the Pharmacists, George Strait, old House, DnB.

d)I'll try anything once. Me gusta weird Ukrainian foods cuz they're a pain to make and I never eat 'em except when I'm at family things or have 8 hours to break out some damn good holupki (yes, they passed the church lady test).
The six things I could never do without
Good hiking boots, open windows, too-ripe mangoes, late night chats with my sister, some sort of wheels, hippie chapstick
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why guys on OKCupid think shirtless pics are going to bring all the ladies to the yard..

Okay, maybe not a lot of time spent thinking about that.. but really? It doesn't work for us like it works in transverse for y'all.
On a typical Friday night I am
Gcal says masquerading, plotting future shenanigans, flogging Molly (who is she, and why is everyone flogging her?), bowling, O's games.. stuff like that, I guess?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a latent hippie. Not fully blossoming yet, but it's inevitable... and becoming more and more real.

And yes, I really am trying to quit smoking - it's been 2 months, cold turkey!
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 27–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You'd like to. I'm not really here for a hookup, btw. Don't want something super serious super quick either; happy medium?