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32 Los Angeles, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a work in progress. Which is code for "getting less fat."

I could spin you some wondrous yarn about the panoply of artistic aspirations I hold and how my East Coast intellectual upbringing sets me apart from all the other "aspiring creatives" in this city, but let's avoid starting this profile experience on pitiable self-deception, shall we?

I am a(n): Animal lover. Hedonist. Skeptic. Arts weirdo. Whiskey enthusiast. "Great" cook. Nerd. Feminist. Metalhead. Misanthrope. Fatalist. Optimist. Introverted extrovert. Gregarious hermit.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Watching "Too Many Cooks" 14 times in a row.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Philip K. Dick is my favorite author. Vonnegut, Eco, Adams, Calvino and Bulgakov are not far behind.

Movies: The American Astronaut, The Warriors, Sunshine, Black Dynamite, Robocop, 13 Assassins, Ghost in the Shell, anything with Keanu Reeves. I don't know why, but I have an all-abiding love for that man. I'll also watch a documentary about anything astronomy or physics related. Especially if Michio Kaku is in it. Birdman and Selma were the best movies I saw this year, and Birdman might be my new favorite movie ever.

Music: Anything good. Last three great albums I bought were D'Angelo's "Black Messiah," Old Man Gloom's "Ape of God" double album, and Andy Stott's "Faith in Strangers." I love everything from Motown to bluegrass, but my true musical loves are 90s hip-hop and extreme metal.

Shows: The State, Mr. Show, Snuff Box, Black Mirror, The Mighty Boosh, Luxury Comedy, QI, Black Adder, A Bit of Fry & Laurie, Top Gear, Justified, Sons of Anarchy, Black Jesus, Rick & Morty, Bob's Burgers, Archer, Home Movies, Metalocalypse...lots more.

Food: Yes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
How about the six sketches that make me laugh no matter how many times I watch them? I'd have a harder time going without these than any six "things."

1. Monty Python - Theory on Brontosauruses, by Anne Elk (Miss)
2. Kids in the Hall - Screw You, Taxpayer!
3. The State - Taco Mailman
4. Mr. Show - The Audition
5. The State - Porcupine Racetrack
6. Fry & Laurie - Tony/Control
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not we've run out of "Bort" license plates.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably cooking way too much food for the number of people at my table. I'm my mom's son, I guess.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're exceptional. Unique. Weird. Awesome.

You wanna do freaky theater things with me.

You're an animator and want to make cartoons with me.

You wanna go to crazy experimental metal shows with me.

You talk with your hands and get fiery eyes when discussing things that you're passionate about.

You can make me laugh. Like, "rolling-on-the-floor-stop-it-stop-it-I'm-gonna-pee" laugh.

Neo-Cons, Objectivists, 9/11 Truthers, religious types, and people who get all their news from Buzzfeed need not apply.