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ScannerDorkly

32 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 27–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I want to adopt three sled dogs, name them Geddy, Neil, and Alex, and refer to them collectively as "Mush."

I came to the sad realization recently that my Layne Staley impression is exactly the same as my Eddie Vedder impression. Which means it's also the same as my "guy from Better Than Ezra" impression.

On the Myers-Briggs, I'm an SPQR. Maybe a NORAD. TL;DR?

Maintaining an active, healthy lifestyle has become important to me as of late, because so are whiskey, barbacoa, and the family chicken paprikash recipe.

Despite being in the throes of a torrid love affair with this city, I'm the least "LA" person you're likely to meet:

I know how to drive a car.

HEYOOOOOO!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm trying to break into the voiceover biz, with slow (but steady) success. Most of my work currently comes from audiobooks.

I also work with a few theater companies around the city, my favorite being a new immersive performance company that does cool stuff like installation pieces at disused hospitals (pending) and taking over the whole back room at Golden Road Brewery for a performance/party based on A Christmas Carol (coming back this December!!!)

I'm always looking for like-minded people with whom to do crazy theater. So if you're a weirdo experimental theater nut who name drops Abdoh and Lecoq, an artist who's always wanted to make their work move somehow, a designer who's tired of designing for people who hate design, a writer who writes things that are impossible to stage...GET AT ME.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sex. Nah, just kidding. I'm awful. Last time I somehow ended up disassembling her Ikea bookcases.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Philip K. Dick is my favorite author. Vonnegut, Eco, Adams, Calvino and Bulgakov are not far behind.

Movies: The American Astronaut, The Warriors, Sunshine, Black Dynamite, Robocop, 13 Assassins, Ghost in the Shell, anything with Keanu Reeves. I don't know why, but I have an all-abiding love for that man. I'll also watch a documentary about anything astronomy or physics related. Especially if Michio Kaku is in it.

Music: My two great loves in music are underground metal and 90's east coast hip-hop, but I've got a pretty wide breadth of taste...I'm sure we've got something in common. It's not gonna be Mumford & Sons, though. Berf.

Shows: The State, Mr. Show, Snuff Box, The Mighty Boosh, Luxury Comedy, QI, Black Adder, A Bit of Fry & Laurie, Top Gear, Justified, Sons of Anarchy, The Bridge, Black Jesus, Rick & Morty, Bob's Burgers, Archer, Home Movies, Metalocalypse...lots more.

Food: Yes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
How about the six sketches that make me laugh no matter how many times I watch them? I'd have a harder time going without these than any six "things."

1. Monty Python - Theory on Brontosauruses, by Anne Elk (Miss)
2. Kids in the Hall - Screw You, Taxpayer!
3. The State - Taco Mailman
4. Mr. Show - The Audition
5. The State - Porcupine Racetrack
6. Fry & Laurie - Tony/Control
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not we've run out of "Bort" license plates.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably cooking way too much food for the number of people at my table. I'm my mom's son, I guess.
You should message me if
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You're exceptional. Unique. Weird. Awesome.

You wanna do freaky theater things with me.

You're an animator and want to make cartoons with me.

You wanna go to crazy experimental metal shows with me.

You talk with your hands and get fiery eyes when discussing things that you're passionate about.

You can make me laugh. Like, "rolling-on-the-floor-stop-it-stop-it-I'm-gonna-pee" laugh.