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ScannerDorkly

31 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:00pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
"This concept of 'Wuv' confuses AND ENRAGES US!!!!"

Back after a bit of a break from dating in the name of introspection and self-improvement. An "hi-date-us," if you will. But now I'm back, a good deal leaner, a lot more centered and...

...You stopped reading after "hi-date-us," didn't you?

Shit.
What I’m doing with my life
Professionally? Trying to break into video game and animation voiceover, and narrating audiobooks in the meantime. I also work with a few theater companies doing sound design and directing when I get a chance.

For fun? Concerts, museums, the theater, cooking for friends, drinking good whiskey, having animated and intense conversations on massively stupid topics...y'know...cool kid stuff.

Getting in shape. I've dropped a bunch of weight in the past four months, and I plan on dropping another bunch. I'd hardly call myself a gym rat, but I'm surprised at how much I've enjoyed getting off my lazy duff and working out. Thinking of picking up tennis again, too, for which I'll definitely need a partner!
I’m really good at
Crazy voices. Accents. Cooking. Drinking bourbon. Drinking bourbon while cooking. Scrabble. Drinking bourbon while Scrabble.

That last one wasn't English, but you get the point.

I also like to think I'm good at being a friend. But the kind of friend who will deeply empathize with you while simultaneously making hilarious jokes at your expense...but out of love...ish.
The first things people usually notice about me
The beard. People come up to touch it unbidden. Some say it speaks to them in languages they've only heard in the dreams of their former lives. I usually tell them that those brownies are $15 a pop.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
To read: Classic science fiction, magical realism, early 20th century Russian novels, classic American short stories, The New Yorker, The New York Review of Books

To listen: Underground metal of all kinds, 90s East Coast hip hop, bluegrass, "doom" folk, afrobeat, jazz, classic funk, trip-hop, classic rock. I'm a metal-head through and through, but I've got a wide range of musical interests - I'm sure we've got something in common.

Shows: Adult Swim and all the non-kids animation that followed, BBC stuff, the usual HBO offenders, and your standard nerd shows. Little bit of anime here and there, but only the classics. Also, The State. The State The State The State. The State.

Movies: Mel Brooks and the Zuckers/Abrams for comedy. Ahnold for action. The Shaw Bros. for Kung Fu, and Keanu Reeves in anything. And if it's got less than 50% on Rotten Tomatoes, chances are it's in my DVD collection or Netflix queue, along with a bunch of crazy Korean films and hoity toity documentaries.

Video games: Anything that pushes the boundaries of what interactive storytelling can achieve on an emotional level. Ken Levine, Tim Schafer, Amy Hennig, SuperGiant Games, etc. I stay away from stuff like World of Warcraft and Call of Duty - they're just addiction models with graphics.

Food: Too important for online faffery. If you cook too, we'll talk. Ohhhh, we'll talk.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Really important stuff. Like video games. And sex. Mostly sex. But video games too. Oh, and food.

And of course the whole "how to lead a fulfilling life, both physically and existentially" thing. That's a real noggin-buster.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing things. BIG things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Tell ya what...when we get to the point where this is an appropriate question, you can ask me anything you want and I'll answer truthfully.

But for now, mind yer damn bidness.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 27–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You can appreciate a work in progress. 'Cuz I'm definitely one of those.

You're smart, quick-witted, intellectually curious, and passionate about what you do and believe. You get excited about stupid shit...you "nerd out," as the kids are saying.

You like 70% successful kitchen experiments, good whiskey, loud music, bad movies and great company.

Two words: "Drunk Scrabble."