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ScannerDorkly

32 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:27pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Back after a hiatus. "The long dark tea-time of the soul," as Douglas Adams would say. I came through the other side 60 lbs. lighter, a great deal healthier in both mind and body, and generally a lot happier.

I'm still a cynical, sarcastic jerk, though. A leopard can't change his jerk spots.

Stupid leopards.

What were we talking about?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Audiobooks, sound design, theater stuff. Happy to tell you more if you care...but it's pretty boring if you don't.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Philip K. Dick
Samurai flicks
BBC Comedy
Underground metal
Homemade anything

Fer starters.

Also, vidya games. Interactive storytelling is my jam.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I can't meet a nice girl who knows all the words to "Warning" off of B.I.G.'s Ready to Die.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably cooking way too much food for the number of people at my table. I'm my mom's son, I guess.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 27–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like loud music, good whiskey, and having intense intellectual conversations about the stupidest topics imaginable.

EX: Would it be better to have theme music that played when you entered a room, or to be able to make the Bill & Ted air guitar sound when playing air guitar?