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33 M Memphis, TN

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–40
  • Located anywhere
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My Details

Last Online
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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm pretty sure I've more in common with a good herding dog than most humans - I'll only follow the lead of the few I see as strong & having certitude, my work ethic is incomparable, I'm an excellent judge of character, and I have a furry face.

My integrity, sense of humour(I like that spelling, tyvm), and self-awareness are invaluable.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
judging by the fact that I'm typing this......I'd say I could be doing a whole hell of a lot more with it.

Anyway, I'm doing stuff. things, even. It's a blur of trying to stay productive, making a little money, attempting to be extra awesome to others, and wondering how or if I can make it back to my home planet/dimension/universe.....because there is just. no. f**king. way. I'm supposed to be here with all you crazy ass people.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- not partaking in half-assery. all or none.

- having the shit startled out of me by the toaster. yes, I have cursed out loud and clutched my chest thanks to an english muffin many a day.

- being a selfless individual and keeping the best interests of others in mind

- guessing or just plain knowing what time it is

- being downright strangely multifaceted. I've talents/traits/characteristics that run all over the place and don't really go together.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I look "rough"/have my own "thing" going/stand out a bit, etc. Then people talk to me and really, really dig what they find.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Random fave tunes:
"Ordinary World" - Duran Duran
"Feed My Frankenstein" - Alice Cooper
"With or Without You" - U2
"Edie (Ciao Baby)"- The Cult
"Heaven and Hell" - Dio/Sabbath/H&H
"Ticket To Ride" -The Beatles

Current-ish & Old(er) TV:
Shameless, Top Gear(BBC), Real Time w/ Bill Maher, anything on DIY (totally smitten with Nicole from Rehab Addict), The Twilight Zone (original run), Mystery Science Theater 3000

This Property Is Condemned, Southern Comfort (the Walter Hill film), -all- of The Marx Brothers' work, Mad Max, Phantasm, Night of The Living Dead (1990 Savini remake), The Invisible Man

Where The Wild Things Are
Fahrenheit 451
The Tibetan Book of Living and Dying
Strangely Enough by C.B. Colby

Food? Love the stuff. Hell, I've ate food my entire -life-.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six. Six things. really? kinda asinine number, me thinks.

Well, I'd prefer I not have to do without the following: contacts, a razor, teefbrush & toofpaste, my DSLR, some form of exercise, art to move me, sarcasm, laughter, conversation with people that actually "get it", a bandana, and......

......cold, clear,winter night skies. I become absolutely transfixed. I gaze at it as though it'll be the last thing I'll ever see.

Oh, and a cell phone. they're handy. a. regular. ass. phone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- starting a bathroom mirror cleaning business. What? Tell me there isn't a serious market just lying in wait.

- how I'm both thrilled and irked by The Walking Dead, as well as zombies just being in vogue. I've wanted a never ending living dead story since I was like, 5 years old. but, now 800 bajillion people say zombie apocalypse and it. makes. me. want. to. scream.

- a great many serious, heavier topics/thoughts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?

a) takin' it right into the danger zone

b) down at Fraggle Rock

c) fighting someone to the death in Thunderdome

d) making old, rather silly references in an attempt to amuse myself
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
While I don't have a bucket list, per se, I do know that before I die.....I absolutely must buy an old, ragged-looking Teddy Ruxpin off ebay, hunt down Ratt's Out of the Cellar album on cassette, get completely smashed, and run around with that dude blasting "Round and Round".

Oh, and I kinda live half an hour outside of Memphis. I find claiming that city, versus some unremarkable north Mississippi town, to be the lesser of two evils.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. have a mango tree that bears fruit. good fruit, mind you. If you've got the hook-up on that, consider me your new best friend.