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  • Ages 20–35
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My details

Last online
Aug 13, 2014
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of two-year college
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I am a glass is half full kind of guy. Constantly pondering the concept of parallel evolution. I laugh at inappropriate times. People watching connoisseur. I make odd noises when there is an awkward silence.Sarcasm is my first language. Nomadic. I sometimes go out in public dressed as batman. Poor grammar gives me a twitch in my left eye. My culinary skills are superb. Dutch oven master. Liberal. Andrea Gibson fanatic. Creative. Working diligently on becoming a Primatologist. Road trip whore. Terrified of snakes and vomit. I contain a plethora of useless knowledge. Shy but outgoing. If I could live outdoors without being considered a bum, I would. I am somebody not afraid to flout convention.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am always in search of a new adventure.
I’m really good at
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Midget tossing.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I am quite complex.

And my butt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music plays a huge part in my existence. I listen to almost anything, with the exception of some modern day rap.
My top 3 artists at the moment include: Twenty One Pilots, Incubus, and The Spill Canvas.
Books that I enjoy would consist of historical facts.
Die hard The Walking Dead, Greys Anatomy, Dexter, Breaking Bad, American Horror Story, House, Orange Is The New Black fan.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
*The Ocean
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Zombie apocolypses.
How I can make the world a better place?
How I can make me a better man.
What happens when all the twinkies run out?
Do animals really understand english?
Why does my hand taste like battery acid?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Finding a cure for cancer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was a kid I picked my boogers and stuck them to the wall. There was a whole collection. I feel I must mention, I shared my room with my younger brother Cameron. This so said brother was blamed for years for the mass amounts of boogers collected upon this wall (I claimed was a masterpiece).
Yea, IT WAS ME!!
Phew, glad i got that off my chest.
You should message me if
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You are awesome and are ready for equal awesomness to combine and make an explosive amount of awesomenesss