Since I am absolutely horrible at writing self-summaries I'm going to favor a list format instead. I'm big on the opening a dialog to get to know someone. So here's just a few of the things that embody me:

Creating (former, perhaps returning art student.)
Coffee (Coffee adict and former barista with mad skills.)
Faux-talian (I work with Italians, and have to put on some fake Italianess to fit in.)
Movies (I could be suckered into watching just about anything [Twilight excluded] but I tend to watch Indy movies, B horror movies, Foreign flicks or crazy stuff like Bill Plympton animations.)
Brunch (my favorite meal, makes a hungover sunday worthwhile.)
Suburbiaphobe (I have a general distain for the suburbs. Nothing against you if that's where you come from, just dont take me there.)
Thrifting (One of my favorite pastimes and a reason I have too many,)
Ties (and,)
Hats
Hot Sauce (got addicted in Mexico and now can't kick the habit. I put it on everything.)

Constantly looking for new ways to be debaucherous... yet in a productive way through creative endeavors of course.

Things people would never expect

I'll get back to you on that when I get the poll results back in.

Not much of a reader... but when I do read I read dry non-fiction about mid east politics. I have too many favorite movies to count. As for food, I like food a lot, but I am more of a beverage man. I love coffee,

I can name more than six.

A zombie apocalypse.

They are usually far from typical.

I'm not really good at keeping secrets so this one's a moot point... But I can give you an example: I've pissed in the street in every city in every country I've been in.

you're looking for a partner in crime and or you'd like to get a drink