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Schmierwurst

34 / M / straight / Single

Cologne, Germany

The Skinny

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 11" (1.80m).
Body Type
A little extra
Looking For
New friends, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Medicine / Health
Income
Kids
Pets
Languages
English (Fluently), German (Fluently), C++ (Okay)

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I am cheeky, frisky, and smart.

My Self-Summary

After dropping the idea of brazenly stealing the self-summary of someone else, I'm writing this mostly meaningless sentence with the declared intention to replace it with some more fitting (and more descriptive) ones in the very near future.
Now in German
Nachdem ich die Idee verworfen habe, mir die Eigenzusammenfassung irgendwo schamlos zu klauen, schreibe ich diesen weitestgehend sinnfreien Satz mit der festen Absicht, ihn baldmöglichst durch ein paar passendere (und beschreibendere) zu ersetzen. Bei der Absicht wird es vermutlich bleiben.

I’m really good at

cooking. Nah, I'm just okay at cooking.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Favourite books:
Something intelligent but not too complicated. Everything Neal Stephenson ever wrote.
Kurt Vonnegut, William Gibson and Scandinavian Thrillers.

Movies:
Something intelligent but not too complicated. I love the slightly absurd stuff from Wes Anderson, and everything between Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Big Lebowsky and Sin City.

Music:
Everything between Alternative Rock, Indie Folk, IDM, Trip-Hop and Drum and Bass.

Food:
Indian food. If there's only one kind of food I had to eat for the rest of my life I would choose Indian food. Rogan josh, Murgh Makhani, with Garlic Nan, and a Lassi. Yumm.
Besides that I like my Steak medium-rare, my sweet green Thai curry hot, my Tagliatelle Bolognese self-made (I do a perfect Bolognese...) and sometimes I like Himmel un' Ääd with a Kölsch or three.

The six things I could never do without

Family and Friends.
The Interwebs.
Good music.
Good books.
Good food.
Sleep.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

is probably the most private thing I'm willing to admit here.

You should message me if

you can't brace yourself.