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SchmittyRexus

30 M Madison, WI

My Details

Last Online
Jul 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Technology
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Is there a changing magnetic field in here? Because I feel electricity between us.

I am a sexy geek. I like Science (with a capital S!), reading, and other nerdy things. But I also love dancing, going out, and having fun with cool people. I have a near-limitless repertoire of physics-based pick-up lines and amazing (or not) science and math jokes.

I'm very passionate about things that interest me. These include, but are not limited to: learning new things, board games, good television/movies/music, liberal politics, craft beer, science and technology, ninjas, and pirates. And of course, physics.

I grew up in California before coming to Wisconsin. People make fun of me for wearing a jacket almost all the time, but it's frakking cold here!

My personal philosophy is best summarized by a quote from Albert Einstein:
"The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery every day. Never lose a holy curiosity."

I am an INTP, a 5 with a 4 wing, and a Melancholy Phlegmatic.
What I’m doing with my life
I recently finished a graduate program in physics and acquired a real-person job. Now I am adjusting to life in this strange place called the real world.
I’m really good at
science, math, puzzles, problem solving, logic, and acquiring huge amounts of random useless knowledge. Give me a riddle to solve come to trivia night with me and you'll see.

I am pretty good at explaining physics to people, whether they want me to or not. It's something I love, and I've had a lot of practice teaching.

I can be funny when I try, and sometimes when I don't. I have a great appreciation for terrible puns and dirty science jokes.

I'm also an awesome dancer, at least in my opinion. I have no formal training, but I don't let that stand in my way.
The first things people usually notice about me
is my overall geekiness, but I like to think it's in a good way! I can be very quiet and shy at first, but a good joke or an interesting conversation will draw me out of my shell.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I read a lot of non-fiction; there are so many interesting things to learn out there! I also like anything by J.R.R. Tolkien, George R.R. Martin, Douglas Adams, Kurt Vonnegut, or Isaac Asimov. I have a huge reading list that I've promise myself to get through eventually. I'm always looking for new recommendations as well.

Movies: I like a lot of comedies like Monty Python, the Princess Bride, O Brother Where Art There, or anything incredibly silly and quotable. A lot of my favorite movies are sci-fi or fantasy: Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Serenity, Back to the Future, etc. I'm also secure enough in my masculinity to admit that I like most musicals (especially Dr. Horrible).

TV: I generally like shows that are clever or have an interesting premise. Some of my favorites (including a few that are no longer on the air) are Firefly, Arrested Development, MST3K, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Futurama, The Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Doctor Who, The Daily Show, and The Colbert Report.

Music: I like a wide variety of music - there is good and bad in all genres. I listen to a lot of classic music - my favorite composer is Tchaikovsky. I also really like jazz, bluegrass, and Celtic. When I have the radio on, I usually listen to NPR. As with books, I'm always open to suggestions.

Food: My favorites are those that contain large quantities of meat and cheese. The Wisconsin diet suits me pretty well, actually. I consider caffeine, alcohol, and sugar to be vital food groups. Luckily I have a freakishly hyperactive metabolism. Ethnic food is almost always good. I also love trying new things and discovering great food for the first time.
The six things I could never do without
Books - I'm behind enough on my reading as it is.
My laptop - it is more powerful than most desktops, and it is awesome
My smartphone - it can’t talk to me, but it has a ton of productive and non-productive uses
The internet - an incredibly useful source of information AND an incredible way to procrastinate
Coffee - I think caffeine withdrawal would kill me
Science - it's my passion to try to understand the universe
I spend a lot of time thinking about
life, the universe, and everything. Specifically, this could mean something having to do with science, a political issue I'm concerned about, something I read recently, or a problem I'm trying to solve.

I'm pretty much always thinking about something, to the point where it may seem I'm lost in my own world, but it may or may not be deep or important.
On a typical Friday night I am
hanging out somewhere cool with a few friends. Maybe a bar, maybe someone's house. I know a few fun places to go, but I'm almost always up for going someplace I've never been! I may also just be relaxing at home after a stressful week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a hopeless romantic at heart. I know all of the words to a mathematical love song called "Finite Simple Group of Order Two".

I can be kind of shy, but there isn't anything about myself that I would try to hide. If you want to know something about me, just ask!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are a smart, funny, kind, interesting woman looking for a smart, funny, kind, interesting man. Being a nerd (like me) is a huge plus but not totally mandatory. An open mind, a good heart, and the ability to look on the lighter side of life are, however, essential. If you'd read this far and you're still interested, you probably fit the bill.

You should also feel free to drop me a line if you have something interesting to say, a humorous observation, a new theory, or just a good book/movie/music/activity recommendation.