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Schnydz

33 Denver, CO Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:17pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ok stereotypical update type message:
I enjoy going on an occasional hike.
I like to go to new places, try new foods, drink new beer(though jack and coke is my go to).
I love movies, music and tv.
I also love sharing in these experiences and I guess that's why I'm here.
I'm a child of the 80's, due to this I have a very odd view on love and dating.
I make bullet points for a living(it is actually part of my job)

I've been described as Ted from How I Met Your Mother and Tom from (500) Days of Summer more than once and I'm not quite sure how I feel about it. In some ways I have pride in it. In other ways... Let's just say I've been "summered"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Finding creative outlets and hopefully creating something amazing
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
knowing meaningless shit about movies, music and tv
stuff n things
Being awesome for 5 minute intervals.
karaoke?
Apparently making things awkward
One liners(sometimes results in the above)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard/glasses combo most likely
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books: Simon Rich! Douglas Adams,Palaniuk, ROBERT KIRKMAN,getting into Vonnegut, Brian K Vaughan,many others

movies: typical shit everybody lists then pretty much defeating the whole purpose of narrowing down your options

tv currently: Silicon Valley, Danger 5, Doctor Who, The Flash, Arrow, Daredevil, Weird Loners, Game of Thrones, Better Call Saul, Shameless, madmen(really behind)

TV not on: lost, Fringe, How I Met Your Mother, Chuck, Scrubs, Breaking Bad, Misfits, Peep Show, Spaced, Skins(UK) and many many more

music: I tend to go with how I feel. Classic rock, "indie", soundtracks.. I'm always looking for new music and I love sharing.

Food: I'll go wherever you want to go.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Someone to talk to
Something to listen to
Something to watch
My glasses..
Family?
A way to produce art
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why am I wasting my time doing this when I should be doing that. Why can't I remember how funny something I said was. Where is my damn wallet? Why can't I complete full sentences? Would a zombie outbreak actually be cool or would I just die in like 5 seconds. I am pretty much always thinking that there needs to be music playing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I try to do something different. I love first Friday's. Movie maybe, for a while there I was pretty much drinking every weekend. I'm up for whatever really.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't sleep without some sort of noise?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Pretend I put something clever here that made you laugh and want to message me.. Or not I'm cool either way