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Schnydz

33 Denver, CO Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 2
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ok stereotypical update type message:
I enjoy going on an occasional hike.
I like to go to new places, try new foods, drink new beer(though jack and coke is my go to).
I love movies, music and tv.
I also love sharing in these experiences and I guess that's why I'm here.
I'm a child of the 80's, due to this I have a very odd view on love and dating.
I make bullet points for a living(it is actually part of my job)

I've been described as Ted from How I Met Your Mother and Tom from (500) Days of Summer more than once and I'm not quite sure how I feel about it. In some ways I have pride in it. In other ways... Let's just say I've been "summered"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Finding creative outlets and hopefully creating something amazing
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
knowing meaningless shit about movies, music and tv
stuff n things
Being awesome for 5 minute intervals.
karaoke?
Apparently making things awkward
One liners(sometimes results in the above)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard/glasses combo most likely
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books: Simon Rich! Douglas Adams,Palaniuk, ROBERT KIRKMAN,getting into Vonnegut, Brian K Vaughan,many others

movies: typical shit everybody lists then pretty much defeating the whole purpose of narrowing down your options

tv currently: Silicon Valley, Danger 5, Doctor Who, The Flash, Arrow, Daredevil, Weird Loners, Game of Thrones, Better Call Saul, Shameless, madmen(really behind)

TV not on: lost, Fringe, How I Met Your Mother, Chuck, Scrubs, Breaking Bad, Misfits, Peep Show, Spaced, Skins(UK) and many many more

music: I tend to go with how I feel. Classic rock, "indie", soundtracks.. I'm always looking for new music and I love sharing.

Food: I'll go wherever you want to go.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Someone to talk to
Something to listen to
Something to watch
My glasses..
Family?
A way to produce art
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why am I wasting my time doing this when I should be doing that. Why can't I remember how funny something I said was. Where is my damn wallet? Why can't I complete full sentences? Would a zombie outbreak actually be cool or would I just die in like 5 seconds. I am pretty much always thinking that there needs to be music playing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I try to do something different. I love first Friday's. Movie maybe, for a while there I was pretty much drinking every weekend. I'm up for whatever really.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't sleep without some sort of noise?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Pretend I put something clever here that made you laugh and want to message me.. Or not I'm cool either way