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Schwartzinator

21 Salem, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Technology
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Max.
I am currently studying at Willamette University as a Communications major double minoring in Political Science and English. When it comes to the people I Invite into my life, I'm incredibly picky. I don't know what is wrong with my generation, but I actually appreciate a genuine relationship. I don't "date around", and I will expect the same. I'd like to find someone who's sweet, smart, loyal, cute, and can also make me laugh. Is that too much to ask for? If you want to know more about me, feel free to ask.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Finding the path that will take me where I want to go.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I don't want to come off as pretentious, but I'm actually pretty useful in the kitchen. I'm also pretty good with computers as I spend a lot of time working with them at my job. I volunteer at the Humane Society when I have time and love animals, so bonus points if you have a furry friend.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Why don't you tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I enjoy my monthly subscriptions of Popular Mechanics, Popular Science, Car and Driver, and Road and Track.

Music: Really depends on my mood.

Food: I really love anything Italian followed by probably Thai.

Movies: Most movies with Will Ferrell, Sacha Baron Cohen, Will Smith, or Zach Galifianakis. Really though, I'll probably end up watching whatever is on.

Shows: Entourage, Wilfred, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Wire, Game of Thrones, South Park, New Girl, Family Guy, Breaking Bad, Star Wars the Clone Wars, CSI Miami, Tosh.0, Pretty Little Liars, How I Met Your Mother, House of Lies, House of Cards, and Cosmos.

Games: Halo, Mass Effect, Assassin's Creed, The Witcher Series, Midnight Club, Borderlands, Pokemon, anything Star Wars.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Oxygen.
2. Rain.
3. Peanut butter.
4. Allergy medication.
5. Access to the Internet.
6. ...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much harder everyone's lives would really be if they took the time to spell out the word you, or differentiate between they're, there, and their.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either doing homework, out with my friends, watching Netflix, or sleeping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a serious thing for cute girls who wear glasses.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1. We have common interests.
2. You saw something that you liked.
3. You want to take me on an adventure or teach me something new.
4. But most of all, you should message me because you want to! Just please put some effort into it!