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Schwartzinator

19 M Salem, OR

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:09pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hi, I'm Max!
I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. Where to start...I was Born In Denver and moved to Salem when I was little and have been as happy as can be here. I am currently studying at Willamette University and am an undeclared Rhetoric and Media studies major. Overall I'm a pretty easy guy to get along with, and I love to strike up random conversations that last all night. On a side note, if I come off as reserved, It's because I've been hurt in the past; but if you show me a genuine sense of compassion I'll open up. I believe communication is the most important aspect of any relationship so if you're not willing to work with me (whether its a friendship or something more) we're going to have some serious problems. I'm looking for a girl whose sweet, smart, loyal, cute, and can make me laugh. Most of all, I want a girl who is true to herself. I'm a bit of a dork, so you should enjoy quirky romantic jests and awkward moments (in a good way). I'm a cuddle whore so if you don't like cuddling I'll show you the door. I'm not overly fond of parties, so I'd prefer someone who isn't as well, but I won't judge you for wanting to go out. Just don't expect me to join into anything too crazy. If you want to know more about me, feel free to ask! New friends are welcome too!
What I’m doing with my life
The typical college life.
I’m really good at
I enjoy both cooking and baking. I Went through a number of Culinary classes in high school and always found them to be a blast!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Popular Mechanics, Popular Science, Road and Track, Car and Driver. Actual book wise...Forever War, To kill a Mockingbird, Twilight (yes I said that, however I can't stand the movies), The Great Gatsby, The Hunger Games, Idk I'm too tired to think.

Music: there is sooo much it would probably be better to just say what I don't like! I don't care for classical, jazz, blues, or country much and the more I listen to the current generation of rap/hip-hop the less I like it (old songs not included).

Food: I really love anything Italian, but lasagna is my weakness followed by Thai! Not big on Mexican, but I do enjoy a good enchilada or quesadilla.

Movies: Bolt, I am Legend, Star Wars, The Dark Knight, Anchorman, Step Brothers, Total Recall, Inception, Role Models, Talladega nights, He's Just Not That Into You, Something Borrowed, Lord of the Rings, Totoro, White Men Can't Jump, Horrible Bosses, Tinker tailor soldier spy, The Grey, Taken I & II, The Road.

Shows: NOT Dexter, that psychological stuff really creeps me out. ALOT. Entourage, Wilfred, Curb Your Enthusiasm, True Blood, The Wire, Game of Thrones, South Park, New Girl, Family Guy, Flash Point, Breaking Bad, Star Wars the Clone Wars, CSI Miami, Tosh.0, The Big Bang Theory, Pretty Little Liars, How I Met Your Mother, Modern Family, House of Lies, The Walking Dead.
The six things I could never do without
1. My sister.
2. My friends.
3. Good food.
4. My cat.
5. My puppy.
6. My Cellphone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future, and where and what I'll be doing. I also spend a tremendous amount of time thinking about my friends and family and how thankful I am to have them. What I would do in a zombie apocalypse...
On a typical Friday night I am
Either doing homework, out with my friends, watching Netflix, or sleeping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It's no longer private if I admit it which would defeat the entire purpose of this question.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
First off, DON'T message me if:
- You've had, or would like a one night stand, or want FWB.
- You're scared of commitment.
- You've been unfaithful in the past.
- Being intoxicated or high is part of your (only) daily routine.
- You cannot take a joke.
- Your "God" is the fundamental center of your life, and you think I need "saving."
- You think the frequent use of one word responses are acceptable forms of communication.
- You cannot take a joke. Yes, that is on there twice.
- You don't want to.

You SHOULD however message me if:
- We have common interests (and no, a high match percentage doesn't actually mean we're gonna be best friends).
- You saw something that you liked.
- You think I'm attractive.
- You understood the reference in my profile.
- You like animals.
- You're attractive.
- You can take me on an adventure i'll never forget, or teach me something new.
- You just want to talk to a really awesome guy and see where things go.
*Bonus points for glasses!

But please put some effort into a message!