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20 M Salem, OR

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:01pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hi, I'm Max
Where to start...I was Born In Colorado, and moved here to Salem and am as happy as can be. I am currently studying at Willamette University and am a Rhetoric and Media studies major looking to double minor in Political Science and English. I believe communication is the most important aspect of any relationship, so if you're not willing to work with me we're going to have some issues. I'd like to find someone whose sweet, smart, loyal, cute, and can make me laugh. Most of all, I want a girl who is true to herself. I'm told I'm a bit of a dork, so you should enjoy quirky romantic jests. I'm not overly fond of parties, so I'd prefer someone who isn't as well but I won't judge you for wanting to go out; just don't expect me to join into anything too crazy. If you want to know more about me, feel free to ask. New friends are always welcome.
What I’m doing with my life
The typical college student summer shenanigans.
I’m really good at
I enjoy both cooking and baking. I Went through a number of Culinary classes in high school and always found them to be a blast!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I love my monthly subscriptions of Popular Mechanics, Popular Science, Car and Driver, and Road and Track.

Music: There is so much it would probably be better to just say what I don't like. I don't care for classical, jazz, blues, or country much, and the more I listen to the current generation of rap/hip-hop the less I like it.

Food: I really love anything Italian followed by probably Thai. I'm Not big on Mexican, but I do enjoy a good enchilada or quesadilla.

Movies: Most movies with Will Ferrell, Sacha Baron Cohen, Will Smith, or Zach Galifianakis.

Shows: NOT Dexter, that psychological stuff really creeps me out. ALOT. Entourage, Wilfred, Curb Your Enthusiasm, True Blood, The Wire, Game of Thrones, South Park, New Girl, Family Guy, Flash Point, Breaking Bad, Star Wars the Clone Wars, CSI Miami, Tosh.0, Pretty Little Liars, How I Met Your Mother, Modern Family, House of Lies, The Walking Dead, and Cosmos.
The six things I could never do without
1. Oxygen.
2. My Friends.
3. Peanut butter.
4. Rain fall.
5. Allergy medication
6. My cellphone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future, and where, and what I'll be doing. Also, what I would do in an apocalypse of any sort.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either doing homework, out with my friends, watching Netflix, or sleeping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a serious thing for cute girls who wear glasses.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
First off, DON'T message me if:
- You've had, or would like a one night stand, or want FWB.
- You're scared of commitment.
- You've been unfaithful in the past.
- Being intoxicated or high is part of your daily routine.
- You cannot take a joke.
- Your "God" is the fundamental center of your life, and you think I need "saving."
- You think the frequent use of one word responses are acceptable forms of communication.
- You cannot take a joke. Yes, that is on there twice.

You SHOULD however message me if:
- We have common interests (and no, a high match percentage doesn't actually mean we're gonna be best friends).
- You saw something that you liked.
- You think I'm attractive.
- You understood the reference in my profile.
- You like animals.
- You're attractive.
- You can take me on an adventure i'll never forget, or teach me something new.
- You want to talk to a really awesome guy and see where things go.

But please put some effort into a message!