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Schwartzinator

21 Salem, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:57pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Technology
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

My self-summary

Hi, I'm Max.
I was orignally born In Colorado, but moved here to Salem when I was little. I am currently studying at Willamette University as a Communications major looking to double minor in Political Science and English. When it comes to the people I Invite into my life, I'm incredibly picky. I don't know what is wrong with my generation, but I'm actually looking for a serious relationship. I don't "date around", and I will expect the same. I'd like to find someone who's sweet, smart, loyal, cute, and can also make me laugh. Is that too much to ask for? If you want to know more about me, feel free to ask.

What I’m doing with my life

Finding the path that will take me where I want to go.

I’m really good at

I don't want to come off as pretentious, but I'm actually pretty useful in the kitchen. I'm also pretty good with computers as I spend a lot of time working with them at my job. I volunteer at the Humane Society when I have time and love animals, so bonus points if you have a furry friend.

The first things people usually notice about me

Why don't you tell me.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Books: I love my monthly subscriptions of Popular Mechanics, Popular Science, Car and Driver, and Road and Track.

Music: There is so much it would probably be better to just say what I don't like. I don't care for classical, jazz, blues, or country much, and the more I listen to the current generation of rap/hip-hop the less I like it.

Food: I really love anything Italian followed by probably Thai. I'm Not big on Mexican, but I do enjoy a good enchilada or quesadilla.

Movies: Most movies with Will Ferrell, Sacha Baron Cohen, Will Smith, or Zach Galifianakis.

Shows: NOT Dexter, that psychological stuff really creeps me out. ALOT. Entourage, Wilfred, Curb Your Enthusiasm, True Blood, The Wire, Game of Thrones, South Park, New Girl, Family Guy, Flash Point, Breaking Bad, Star Wars the Clone Wars, CSI Miami, Tosh.0, Pretty Little Liars, How I Met Your Mother, Modern Family, House of Lies, The Walking Dead, and Cosmos.

The six things I could never do without

1. Oxygen.
2. My friends, family, and pets.
3. Peanut butter.
4. Rain.
5. Allergy medication.
6. Access to the Internet.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

How much harder everyone's lives would really be if they took the time to spell out the word you, or differentiate between they're, there, and their.

On a typical Friday night I am

Either doing homework, out with my friends, watching Netflix, or sleeping.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit

I have a serious thing for cute girls who wear glasses.

You should message me if

1. We have common interests.
2. You saw something that you liked.
3. You want to take me on an adventure or teach me something new.
4. But most of all, you should message me because you want to! Just please put some effort into it!

The two of us

All questions

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:57pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Technology
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)