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Schwartzinator

20 M Salem, OR

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:34pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Max.
I was orignally born In Colorado, but moved here to Salem when I was little. I am currently studying at Willamette University as a Rhetoric and Media studies major looking to double minor in Political Science and English. I believe communication is the most important aspect of any relationship, so if you're not willing to work with me we're going to have some issues. When it comes to the people I Invite into my life, I'm incredibly picky. I'd like to find someone who's sweet, smart, loyal, cute, and can also make me laugh. Is that too much to ask for? I'm not overly fond of parties so I'd prefer someone who isn't as well, but I won't judge you for wanting to go out; just don't expect me to join into anything too crazy. If you want to know more about me, feel free to ask.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
The typical college student summer shenanigans.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I don't want to come off as pretentious, but I'm actually pretty useful in the kitchen. I can also save you some time and solve most your technological dilemmas.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Why don't you tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I love my monthly subscriptions of Popular Mechanics, Popular Science, Car and Driver, and Road and Track.

Music: There is so much it would probably be better to just say what I don't like. I don't care for classical, jazz, blues, or country much, and the more I listen to the current generation of rap/hip-hop the less I like it.

Food: I really love anything Italian followed by probably Thai. I'm Not big on Mexican, but I do enjoy a good enchilada or quesadilla.

Movies: Most movies with Will Ferrell, Sacha Baron Cohen, Will Smith, or Zach Galifianakis.

Shows: NOT Dexter, that psychological stuff really creeps me out. ALOT. Entourage, Wilfred, Curb Your Enthusiasm, True Blood, The Wire, Game of Thrones, South Park, New Girl, Family Guy, Flash Point, Breaking Bad, Star Wars the Clone Wars, CSI Miami, Tosh.0, Pretty Little Liars, How I Met Your Mother, Modern Family, House of Lies, The Walking Dead, and Cosmos.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Oxygen.
2. My Friends.
3. Peanut butter.
4. Rain fall.
5. Allergy medication
6. My cellphone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much harder everyone's lives would really be if they took the time to spell out the word you, or differentiate between they're, there, and their.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either doing homework, out with my friends, watching Netflix, or sleeping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a serious thing for cute girls who wear glasses.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1. We have common interests.
2. You saw something that you liked.
3. You're attractive.
4. You want to take me on an adventure or teach me something new.
5. But most of all, you should message me because you want to! Just please put some effort into it!