Does anyone else get that feeling?
Teenagers naked, couple and threes,
Grandparents swing from the ceiling...
Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Corporate capers and office amores.
Shenanigans, outdoor and in.
Resistant and later you find out there's more regret in not doing the sin.
All lives have to die, of that there's no help.
My favourite way to end them is the orb weaver spider's whose pedipalp enters the female's pedendum.
Then dies on the spot his corpse there still stuck, left for his rivals to curse it.
He would rather die than not get to fuck.
Personally I reckon it's worth it.
Everyone else has had more sex than me; does anyone else get that feeling?
Addendum: I am now the proud owner of a gixxer 750, and plan to have the foreseeable future of my life revolve around this. Hopefully you possess the capacity to be involved in this, or you're just so much awesome as to make me happily neglect my newfound love.
On Me: An Extremely Subjective Essay Enumerating My Many Excellent Qualities.
I was born on a mountain and raised in a cave.
Music and reading is what I primarily crave.
Open mind and mostly closed hand is how I live,
Good advice and hard-thought opinion I will both freely give.
Working a day-to-day job that wastes the best part of me,
I bustle and hustle and know there's something more I'm supposed to be.
I like my friends well, owing them for keeping me aware,
My handle on okcupid is the German word for "black bear".
I write as often as I can, hoping to say something I can't figure out,
because there's something in humanity that fills me with doubt.
I try to do something each day, that presents me in a friendly way,
Even if it's something as simple as letting people know I'm cool with them being gay.
I feel like I'm stretching for rhymes now, so I'll move on. In my view, the world is an oyster, and I want to shuck it, cover it in tobasco, and slurp it down my cake hole all within an El Sobrante fortnight, but this is not realistic, so to labour the metaphor, I will settle for having the oyster plain for now, or wait for the perfect amount of tobasco to be put on.
Good luck to everyone in their search for a lifelong bf/gf, sex partner, or whatever your on this site looking for :) I wish you all the best.