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Schwarzbaer

36 M Vancouver, British Columbia, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:38pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
First thing to be said: if you don't already listen to the sex nerd Sandra podcast, get on that! Second: whether we ever speak, meet, or whatever, if you identify as female, and have the lady bits, have your partner read "She Comes First". It's a very important book for the revolution!
Hello people of Vancouver, I recently moved to Vancouver after moving to Edmonton from Vancouver, and look forward to meeting new people, seeing and trying new things, and look forward to some fun memories to being made. I am interested in finding people to show me cool stuff I don't already know and if something comes of it, great! If not, it's still great to meet new people.

On Me: An Extremely Subjective Essay Enumerating My Many Excellent Qualities.

I was born on a mountain and raised in a cave.
Music and reading is what I primarily crave.

Open mind and mostly closed hand is how I live,
Good advice and hard-thought opinion I will both freely give.

Working a day-to-day job that wastes the best part of me,
I bustle and hustle and know there's something more I'm supposed to be.

I like my friends well, owing them for keeping me aware,
My handle on okcupid is the German word for "black bear".

I write as often as I can, hoping to say something I can't figure out,
because there's something in humanity that fills me with doubt.

I try to do something each day, that presents me in a friendly way,
Even if it's something as simple as letting people know I'm cool with them being gay.

I feel like I'm stretching for rhymes now, so I'll move on. In my view, the world is an oyster, and I want to shuck it, cover it in tobasco, and slurp it down my cake hole all within an El Sobrante fortnight, but this is not realistic, so to labour the metaphor, I will settle for having the oyster plain for now, or wait for the perfect amount of tobasco to be put on.

Good luck to everyone in their search for a lifelong bf/gf, sex partner, or whatever you're on this site looking for :) I wish you all the best.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm working with several writing projects, and a potential co-authored piece involving performance art (there is partial female nudity, isolation and carrion mastication involved).
I’m really good at
Being alert, looking alive, and acting like I know.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes, or my inescapable air of utter awesome-osity.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Magus (read the freedom chapter if you want to have your mind blown), The Deptford Trilogy, Paradise Lost, Some of Chuck Palahniuk's stuff, various non-fiction.
Television: I don't watch television, but I go to the CTV website and watch The Big Bang Theory.
Music: Tom Waits, Of Monsters and Men, Clutch, Primus, The Arcade Fire and I'm going through a huge Jack White phase right now, The Dead Weather, The Raconteurs, and sort of by proxy The Cold War Kids, and The Kills. I have over 3600 songs on my playlist, ranging from Russian Folk to TOOL, almost all of Mike Patton's work, Tegan and Sara, etc. and so forth. I kind of love music.
The six things I could never do without
My satchel, books, music, pens, paper, humour.
On a typical Friday night I am
Depends on the Friday. I am generally pretty relaxed, and not doing anything too crazy...that being said, I'm not opposed to doing things I've never done, or ending up somewhere I've never been before...just depends on the circumstances.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a deep distrust of birds, and I have a rabid desire held in check by a very thin piece of string to rugby tackle people in mascot costumes. This isn't a violent hate toward them, I just think it would be hilarious to see someone do it, and in the absence of others doing it, feel it should be me to start the revolution.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You feel up to it?! Be warned, one of my friends who makes me smile, and whom I care about deeply once said of me "it's just exhausting being your friend, but I wouldn't stop for anything."