Two perfect descriptors for me: facetious & absurd. Read on!
No one should ever take themselves too seriously.

I am a soul-less, self-absorbed, cantankerous moron.
Jokes are a lot of fun... especially when you make them about yourself. A sense of humour and the ability to take mild teasing are important attributes.

My spirit animal? The otter.
"Otters are nurturing, playful, and easygoing. You often put others' needs before your own, offering what seems to be a bottomless well of compassion and care. Though your decisions are guided by your feelings, at heart you're pragmatic and self-possessed, making you the ideal head of a family or small business."

‎"Never stay up on the barren heights of cleverness, but come down into the green valleys of silliness." -Ludwig Wittgenstein

‎"Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty." - Einstein

“Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle.” -Plato

‎"If you can't love yourself how in the hell you gonna love somebody else? CAN I GET AN AMEN?" - RuPaul

”A mind is like a parachute, it doesn’t work if it isn’t open.” - Zappa

I work as a Sylist/Buyer for a residential design/build company.
I would love to teach Biology and/or Spanish - my passions. Still trying to break into education... it's a long hard road. Got the papers and the certifications, trying for the interviews.

Talking to random people.
Cooking.
Situational comedy.

How would I know?! I don't have like ESPN or something...

Favourite book: Ishmael by Daniel Quinn

Movies: Fern Gully, Ghandi, Las 13 Rosas, El Orfenato, Fifth Element, Razor, Selena, Blade, Eraser, Total Recall... and many more

Shows: RuPaul's Drag Race, I Love New York, Game of Thrones, Shameless, Kids in the Hall, Downton Abbey, Walking Dead, True Blood, BSG, Star Trek: TNG, Star Trek: DS9, Family Guy, Futurama, Samurai Pizza Cats, Sailor Moon

Music: Bustah Rhymes, Blackbox, Tony Matterhorn, Vybz Kartel, Spice, Tifa, Wisin y Yandel, Nach, First Base, Robin S, Robyn, Corneille, Alaska, Rufus Wainwright, Ben Folds, Luther Vandross, Stevie Wonder, Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson, Paco de Lucia, Flo Rida, Common, Goldfrapp, Florence and the Machine, Dizzee Rascal, Nina Simone, Aaliyah, Amerie, Whitney Houston, Rick Ross, JLo, WuTang, and pretty much anything else.

Food: Okonomiyaki, Okra, Fried Chicken, Paella

Hoodies
Slippers
Friends
Music
Smiles
My Nephew

Harsher punishment for parole violators, and...
world peace.

getting down on Friday.

If I have to read one more profile that stresses the importance of masculinity I might throw up.

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