Redhead. Freckles and glasses. I'm a quirky weirdo that likes the strange, surreal and disturbing. I'm a human evolutionary biologist that does forensics and studies skeletal trauma. I dance around like a silly person to rock 'n roll, make bad jokes, wear dresses and red lipstick, have tattoos and love them, and will make you laugh. I'm smart, sassy, and nerdy with a serious wild-child streak. I come off as peppy and bubbly but don't let that fool you -- I am here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I may or may not be fresh out of bubblegum. I'm a bit rough around the edges and I cuss like a sailor.
I can be quite a handful, I like to think in a good way. Been called a hellion and a hellkitten on multiple occasions by different people. My biker boots have exhaust pipe scuffs, my combat boots have mosh pit scuffs, my cowboy boots have mud on them, but I can most often be found in kitten heels and other lady shoes.
Been known to blind folks with science. Also with my ridiculously pale skin (utter lack of eumelanin).
I'm versatile and safe to take out in public. I'm a favorite at fundraising galas, dinner, and cocktail parties. I know what fork to use with which course, though I prefer the kind of joints where you eat with your hands.
Sideshow, circus, and oddities are a huge part of my life. I work as an archivist, writer, and transcriber for a journal dedicated to this type of "showbiz."
I absolutely do NOT tolerate bigotry of any kind: my friends are wonderful people that encompass all walks of life. If you have an issue with people based on skin color, culture- both ethnic and chosen social affiliation, class, sexual orientation, or profession, I think you're lame and don't wanna see you. Bigotry is symptomatic of ignorance, elitism, insecurity, and immaturity.
“The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes 'Awww!'”
"A hard-headed woman is a thorn in the side of a man."